Hurray for coding! I <3 wading through 400 lines of shit code to find one stupid error that was caused by an *ASTERISK*... psh whatever, i'm going to be working on this thing pretty much all day, except for dinner and maybe an hour or two just hanging out! Sounds like fun doesn't it...

if(Sex = 'Y')
{
printf("And there will be much making of sex");
}
else
printf("and there won't be any making of sex");
return 0;

and yes, i am a dork