I just saw LotR: TTT and I'm going to say it was pretty good and here are some things of interest from the movie, separated by scene/character...
***WARNING SPOILERS***
Golum
Golum rocks, he is great, too bad he gets killed by a warg... poor little guy never stood a chance against that bastard demon hound.
Golum also kills Samwise with a pretty big rock, haha that scene was cool.
Golum <3's eating raw food.
Golum's got some nasty teeth, bites off one of Frodo's fingers AND knows some pretty kick-ass kung-fu
The "Relationship" between Samwise and Frodo
While Frodo and Samwise were in the movie, they were not the main focus at all... BUT there is something brewing between them I think.
I first noticed it when they were sleeping and Samwise was gently stroking Frodo's hair singing a song to Frodo... something along the lines of "Gonna Make You my Luva"
Second time I noticed it was at Gundor, you know, the scene where Samwise and Frodo nearly kissed, you can tell they totally want eachother.
I'm sure the special relationship between Frodo and Samwise will materialize more during the third and final film.
Gandalf
Kicks ass as usual. Uh... that's about it.
Aragorn
He kicks ass too! I think he wants to have sex with that one chick.
Arwen
GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIE! The scenes with her in them are useless and boring. Yes I know they are trying to show the undying love that she has for Aragorn and how that her love sustains him blah blah, thats great, she was barely even mentioned in the book and they devote nearly 30 minutes to her in the movie! GO AWAY BIZZO!
Legolas
The smooth elf that has all the ladies swoon. He is flawless once again, too bad he gets his left eye taken out by a dirty trick from some Uruk-hai, those dirty gigantic mutated orcs. Pretty boy isn't so pretty anymore is he?
Gimli
The comic relief of the movie, Gimli is a sad, sad little man. I would hate to be him. I have a feeling that he was made the comic relief just because he is short. Poor guy.
The Ents
Are cool, but slow. That is understandable though, they are in no hurry, they practically live forever and are made out of WOOD, how can you expect them to move fast?
The Audience
The only bad thing about the movie was the asshat audience I had to sit with. Some stupid ass brought his two little babies to the movie and, well, you wouldn't beleive it, THEY STARTED CRYING and yelling and all this other shit. I just wanted to punch that stupid little girl in the face and beat her father with her unconscious body. Well not really anything THAT extreme, but I wanted to do something that would shut her up (the other little kid wasn't that bad). What a pain in the ass kids must be...
So in short. Good movie, go see it and don't sit next to bratty annoying kids or stupid parents who bring their babies to the movies, especially a three hour long one. Oh yeah, hope I didn't ruin the movie for you hehe.
***WARNING SPOILERS***
Golum
Golum rocks, he is great, too bad he gets killed by a warg... poor little guy never stood a chance against that bastard demon hound.
Golum also kills Samwise with a pretty big rock, haha that scene was cool.
Golum <3's eating raw food.
Golum's got some nasty teeth, bites off one of Frodo's fingers AND knows some pretty kick-ass kung-fu
The "Relationship" between Samwise and Frodo
While Frodo and Samwise were in the movie, they were not the main focus at all... BUT there is something brewing between them I think.
I first noticed it when they were sleeping and Samwise was gently stroking Frodo's hair singing a song to Frodo... something along the lines of "Gonna Make You my Luva"
Second time I noticed it was at Gundor, you know, the scene where Samwise and Frodo nearly kissed, you can tell they totally want eachother.
I'm sure the special relationship between Frodo and Samwise will materialize more during the third and final film.
Gandalf
Kicks ass as usual. Uh... that's about it.
Aragorn
He kicks ass too! I think he wants to have sex with that one chick.
Arwen
GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIE! The scenes with her in them are useless and boring. Yes I know they are trying to show the undying love that she has for Aragorn and how that her love sustains him blah blah, thats great, she was barely even mentioned in the book and they devote nearly 30 minutes to her in the movie! GO AWAY BIZZO!
Legolas
The smooth elf that has all the ladies swoon. He is flawless once again, too bad he gets his left eye taken out by a dirty trick from some Uruk-hai, those dirty gigantic mutated orcs. Pretty boy isn't so pretty anymore is he?
Gimli
The comic relief of the movie, Gimli is a sad, sad little man. I would hate to be him. I have a feeling that he was made the comic relief just because he is short. Poor guy.
The Ents
Are cool, but slow. That is understandable though, they are in no hurry, they practically live forever and are made out of WOOD, how can you expect them to move fast?
The Audience
The only bad thing about the movie was the asshat audience I had to sit with. Some stupid ass brought his two little babies to the movie and, well, you wouldn't beleive it, THEY STARTED CRYING and yelling and all this other shit. I just wanted to punch that stupid little girl in the face and beat her father with her unconscious body. Well not really anything THAT extreme, but I wanted to do something that would shut her up (the other little kid wasn't that bad). What a pain in the ass kids must be...
So in short. Good movie, go see it and don't sit next to bratty annoying kids or stupid parents who bring their babies to the movies, especially a three hour long one. Oh yeah, hope I didn't ruin the movie for you hehe.
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