It is ASHLEY's 18th birthday today!! She is SO awesome, I friggin <3 Ashley. She wants me to buy her a vibrator, but I don't think I will, too expensive, and the dude selling it to me would probably think its for me... (who knows maybe it is). Ashley said she is going to get some piercings maybe... can anyone say CLITORIS? She has been 18 for 43 minutes now, and is telling me about how she wants to "make the sex" with Cory. If she does she will probably record it and put it in her fat people video. Ashley is so great... everytime i think about her i just have to go pee... hang on a sec... i'm falling in... ok done. ASHLEY ROCKS!!! Go Ashley!! I have your birthday present in my pants... its a quarter... maybe i'll see you on Christmas you sexy bitch. Just for your birthday I am reviving my catchphrase... I'll see you on Christmas maybe, and there will definitely be much making of sex!!!