Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, December 07, 2002

Today is the first day after no class!! YES! I feel good and I smell good because I just took a shower. Last night I watched Goldmember, what a hilarious movie. Then we had a sleep over (or a "spending of the night") in Megan and Katies room!! Guess where I slept *wink* oh and there was defninitely much making of sex!!! HAHA I feel great today! I feel like I could just go outside and eat some grass... like an evil cow with a three chambered heart... (don't ask)

Friday, December 06, 2002

I <3 Megan! oh yeah, almost forgot, and there will be much making of sex!!!

Just woke up about 30 minutes ago, I'm a big sleepy head. My math class got cancelled today and that means NO CLASS TODAY!!! WOOHOO! But now... the massive studying comes into play. Maybe I can get some "motivation" to study. *wink* I'm not sure if there will be much making of sex today.

Today was a pretty good day. After i moved in and everything TONS of people came to my room. Heather, Tina, Matt, Megan, Katie, Natalie, Melissa, Justin, Sean, Wella and Tara! It was pretty cool, I think I'm going to like this new room. Definitely had a fun filled day today... just got a little worked up over a stupid little something which I really shouldn't be worrying about... but sometimes I just can't help myself... psh...

Well it is bedtime... Sheila never came over, well a part of her was over here and that was just glorious :-D Megan and I never got around to playing strip study... oh well, another day maybe. tonight there will not be much making of sex...

Thursday, December 05, 2002

All moved in, finished a couple of hours ago, still some little things to change but its no big deal. Megan was stoked to go see this Tori Amos concert (I would have gone if I had the money) BUT the only tickets that are left were VERY expensive (50 some bucks) AND she already had her plane tickets changed (she had to push her trip home back 2 days to see the concert) and now she can't go!! I hope it doesn't bum her out too much, she seemed ok so its all good.

Uh Sun's (my new roommate) is pretty cool, I'm sure we will have a GLORIOUS time together. Melissa is in here right now and her and Sun are working on some picture, I have no idea what though... haha oh well.

Just killing time right now... Megan and I are supposed to do some "strip studying" later on tonight, and if you don't know what that is, figure it out.
I wonder what Sheila is doing right now... hehe.

Thats all for now, I will post something more exciting later, and there will be much making of sex!!!

Today is moving day!! The move is planned to happen at around 2 pm. Shouldn't take too long, will be done with it at around 4 at the latest i'm pretty sure. Lots of people are supposed to help out, but even if they don't it isn't like I have a ton of stuff. I'm practically ready to go except for my clothes and computer. Hmm... had lunch with Katie and Megan, we got Wolfgang Puck's pizza, I had the sausage for the first time, was pretty good! Katie had the 4 cheese pizza, which is always a safe bet, and Megan had the pepperoni pizza. Which is good!! but they put mushrooms on it... gross... uh not much else going on, not real work to do today except the whole moving thing, and Sheila, I'm in room 520 now, FORGET ABOUT NILAY!! I have just 3 words for you... bigger than Jesus, and there will be much making of sex.

Time for a midnight blog post!!! Okay, it turns out that Sheila is NOT Megan, but some weird woman that sneaks into her room and uses her computer to post comments on my blog, and she is a humongo slut according to Megan. She says I should stay away from her, maybe I will... sorry Sheila.

On a brighter note Megan was feeling WAY better today, in a super happy fun time mood, and that made me feel good!! Hoooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I was supposed to get a lot of work done today... but MEGAN (again) made it hard for me to work. Our conversations are just too fun and weird to pass up for school WORK.

An old friend messaged me on aim, from about 2 years ago, it was good to talk to him, but he had to leave after about 5 minutes...

Got a quiz in math tomorrow, should be easy!!!

And thats it for now, after this blog post there will be much making of sex, with Sheila or Megan, whichever one comes to my room first.

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

Well well well... it turns out that Sheila was really Megan playing a joke on me! But i figured something out, Sheila is Megans secret way of saying that she desparately wants to make much sex with me. Well Megan, you know what room i'm in (room 520 starting tomorrow) and my door is always open... oh there will definitely be much making of sex... definitely.

Well well well... looks like I have a secret admirer. If you don't know what i'm talking about check out the comments section right below this. Her name is Sheila and I know nothing about her. Well nothing except for the fact that she wants to partake in the much making of sex. I want to learn more about this mysterious woman, I bet she is GREAT... of course she is great, she wants ME! OH YEAH! I <3 Sheila. hehehe. and just for the record... there WILL DEFINITELY be much making of sex.

Whoa... that post had much making of sex in it two times!! NOW THREE!! thats a record of much sex making...

Commenting system now available!! Don't be afraid to say what you think of my blog! And after you comment, there will be much making of sex.

Just had lunch! A pepperoni pizza hotpocket... mmmm... Uh got class at 2 and I'll be out at about 3 yippie skippie, finals are coming up! OoooOOoOOoO.
This post is really just to get rid of the other two posts that were about my picture you see to the left of this text. Apparently i was "stealing bandwidth" so I had to find another image host... little bastards host over 10000000000 pictures and they worry about 1 picture that about 3 people see!! GEEZE! I got a TON of sleep last night and I feel good again today!! Katie is in a weird mood... gotta find out what is wrong... I think I know what it is though. and after class there will be much making of sex.

Midnight POST!!! This will become a tradition I suspect, my late night post after the usual conversations. I feel good right now... don't know why, maybe because I feel like I helped someone. I probably didn't but I like to think I did. Hah... maybe computer science and engineering really isn't my field and I would enjoy something that involved interacting with people more...
Uh... lets see, i read Megans Invisible City, it was pretty good, but it was made MUCH better with my suggestions and DEEP insight. I swear I should be a writer or something... that would be GLORIOUS! I still think the city should have been called Danville, Danotopia, Danotropolis, or at least something with Dan in it.

Jose set up a radio station on his computer, he played HIM (His Infernal Majesty), Operation Ivy, The Clash, and a Beavis and Butthead Christmas carol for old times sake.

Ashley was being slow with the chatting as usual... apparently she made a hand out of wax.

Megan and I played an email game thingy... well I thought it was a game, apparently she wasn't amused.

Heather was fun to chat with as usual, she said I have a small penis though.

Cadie is having relationship problems.

Roger broke up with his girlfriend of almost 5 months.

Lucy really wasn't mad at me, she just wanted me to think she was!! But she is going through hard times too, so its all good.

Natalie spit in my ear and said that I ignore her... WHICH I DON'T!! (and she didn't really spit, was more of a gush of moist air)

Hope was busy as usual and we couldn't really chat (sigh)

Katie had a bad migraine, it sucks I bet... I hope she gets better.

AND I met a bunch of old friends from about a year ago in a chat room!! All 8 of them were there it was very cool and FUN!

Wow this is longer than I expected, I end it here. I go to sleep now, and there will be much making of sex!

Tuesday, December 03, 2002

Just had dinner! It was a quiet dinner but that is okay, everyone was in a "blah" mood anyway. Especially Megan (don't worry you are the only one who reads this anyway)... I hope she can get over all of the shit she is going through. Actually I know she can get through it, how do i know? Because she is Megan, and I promise you she will. And there will be much making of sex.

Got my links set up! check them out. Some funny stuff there.
Some more links to come in the future. Oh yeah, and making of sex.

OK! My second post and making of sex (see a pattern yet?). Well today was probably the most BORING of all days in my sociology... it seemed like 8 HOURS of class and I kept falling asleep. Luckily Melissa was there and near the end of class she woke up from a little nap and had pen all over her face! It was very funny and just the thing I needed to not be so sleepy... last day of that class is Thursday... THANK GEEBUS! and on the way back from class Melissa and I were walking through the quad in front of Doheney and they were selling "designer alternative" things, and one of them was named FUMA and it had like a 3 legged puma on it! BITERS!!!! it was still funny though. Uh lets see what else... i had lunch with Megan, La SALSA, i had a chicken quesodilla and Megan had just plain cheese, i got nasty sour cream (aka Satan's Semen) on my finger so i wiped it on Megans arm, she freaked. But it was fun. And some other stuff happened that you don't want to know... like the time i fell in the toilet, sheesh my butt is still wet! ;-). I am listening to an Operation Ivy CD, its upbeat stuff and makes me want to dance around my room naked (while Robert is in here, poor Sun doesn't know what he is getting himself into).

Wow and I thought I would never have anything to type in here, i guess Megan was right.

Monday, December 02, 2002

My first post and making of sex.