Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, December 21, 2002

I just saw LotR: TTT and I'm going to say it was pretty good and here are some things of interest from the movie, separated by scene/character...

***WARNING SPOILERS***
Golum
Golum rocks, he is great, too bad he gets killed by a warg... poor little guy never stood a chance against that bastard demon hound.
Golum also kills Samwise with a pretty big rock, haha that scene was cool.
Golum <3's eating raw food.
Golum's got some nasty teeth, bites off one of Frodo's fingers AND knows some pretty kick-ass kung-fu
The "Relationship" between Samwise and Frodo
While Frodo and Samwise were in the movie, they were not the main focus at all... BUT there is something brewing between them I think.
I first noticed it when they were sleeping and Samwise was gently stroking Frodo's hair singing a song to Frodo... something along the lines of "Gonna Make You my Luva"
Second time I noticed it was at Gundor, you know, the scene where Samwise and Frodo nearly kissed, you can tell they totally want eachother.
I'm sure the special relationship between Frodo and Samwise will materialize more during the third and final film.
Gandalf
Kicks ass as usual. Uh... that's about it.
Aragorn
He kicks ass too! I think he wants to have sex with that one chick.
Arwen
GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIE! The scenes with her in them are useless and boring. Yes I know they are trying to show the undying love that she has for Aragorn and how that her love sustains him blah blah, thats great, she was barely even mentioned in the book and they devote nearly 30 minutes to her in the movie! GO AWAY BIZZO!
Legolas
The smooth elf that has all the ladies swoon. He is flawless once again, too bad he gets his left eye taken out by a dirty trick from some Uruk-hai, those dirty gigantic mutated orcs. Pretty boy isn't so pretty anymore is he?
Gimli
The comic relief of the movie, Gimli is a sad, sad little man. I would hate to be him. I have a feeling that he was made the comic relief just because he is short. Poor guy.
The Ents
Are cool, but slow. That is understandable though, they are in no hurry, they practically live forever and are made out of WOOD, how can you expect them to move fast?
The Audience
The only bad thing about the movie was the asshat audience I had to sit with. Some stupid ass brought his two little babies to the movie and, well, you wouldn't beleive it, THEY STARTED CRYING and yelling and all this other shit. I just wanted to punch that stupid little girl in the face and beat her father with her unconscious body. Well not really anything THAT extreme, but I wanted to do something that would shut her up (the other little kid wasn't that bad). What a pain in the ass kids must be...

So in short. Good movie, go see it and don't sit next to bratty annoying kids or stupid parents who bring their babies to the movies, especially a three hour long one. Oh yeah, hope I didn't ruin the movie for you hehe.

What else did I do today?

Lucy stopped by unexpectedly to wish me happy birthday and give me my present!! I love it and i'm wearing it RIGHT NOW (not telling what it is)

Then I went shopping with my brother, wow, fun stuff. Almost got in a car accident and had a pain in the ass time finding what we were looking for. People suck at driving, sucky drivers make me want to hurt someone. I would probably hurt the sucky drivers with my car or something.

Got back, went out to dinner with my family to Black Angus, that was good, got back and got my presents. Then I just did whatever and got on my computer, checked my e-mail and...

Megan sent me an e-mail birthday card thingy (since she forgot to call :-( ), but the card was hilarious and it said that she was going to give me sex when we get back to USC, well thats how I read it anyway, then I signed on AIM and she was on, she confirmed that there would be much making of sex upon our return to USC, so, as you can guess, I can't wait to get back.

Oh yeah, that bizzo said she was going to comment in my blog... psh!

Thats all for today!! it was a good day overall, night everyone.

Friday, December 20, 2002

I turn 19 today!! That is all... there will definitely be making of sex!

Oh yeah, Katie just called, just like she said she would! KATIE ROCKS! Thanks for making my day a little better Katie. I <3 you! and I <3 Rudy too haha. It was good talking to you.

Thursday, December 19, 2002

Guess who just called? LUCY!!! She never calls me!! She was making cheese cake and shes gonna save me some for my birthday YAY!! Haha, I wish more of my friends would call... oh yeah there's some people I gotta call this weekend! Anyway, I'm probably going to se LotR: TTT with my bro later, adios!

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

SmashDance02: Hey, coud you do me a favor?
Deputy Danster: what?
SmashDance02: The next time I say I'm going to cut my own hair, could you be like, "Ashley, I don't think that's a good idea."

hahaha Ashley I can only imagine what you did to yourself.

Well I'm finally home!! Everything is pretty much like it was when I left... it is kind of weird. First thing that happened to me when I got to my house was I hit my head on the car trunk door! and my head was bleeding YAY! Thats a good start isn't it? Well I'm just going to relax for the rest of the night, take it easy, talk to my family blah blah. The train ride with Katie was pleasant, she was REALLY nervous about meeting Rudy's mom... I told her she shouldn't be and that everything would be okay!! I gave her a hug (I'm not really a huggy type of person either, so if you get a hug from me it must be special) as she got off the train, and we said our goodbye's. I'm going to miss her!!! But I'll see you in a bit Katie! Thats all for tonight, adios.

On a side note: Why doesn't anyone comment in my blog anymore? psh.

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

First final of the day done with!! Only took like 30 minutes to complete, it was pretty easy. On my way back to my room there was this huge dump truck by Tommy Trojan... someone was filming something but I didn't care, I walked through anyway and guess what? I might be in the next Truth commercial (you know, the anti-smoking campaign) and if my "image is used" (as the lady put it) i will get standard SAG (Screen Actors Guild) wages... which one guy told me was about $480 just for walking by a camera!!! Hahaha I hope they use me... i doubt they will though because i look like crap... then again they might, the truth is all about realism (rrrright). Anyway... that would be soooo awesome, maybe I should become an actor!! ;-)

Monday, December 16, 2002

We (Katie and I) just walked Megan out to the shuttle that is going to take her to the airport. Guess what... ITS RAINING!! I love rain, sometimes I just want to stand in the rain and let the drops break on my forehead, not today though... I have studying to do... bleh... Maybe I'll be able to get more work done with Megan gone, she was always a distraction, a welcome distraction that I am going to miss the whole break. Bye Megan, see you in a month or so.

Sunday, December 15, 2002

Well I did something I've been wanting to do for a long time! I am proud of myself... I didn't think I'd be able to do it. Haha I was soooo nervous the whole time my stomach hurt... and after I did it I just left... I don't know why I just left I probably should have stayed... I guess I was just afraid of the outcome and decided to walk away before I saw it.

Finally blogger is working again, all I had to post was... Last night was great! I had fun just doing stuff ;-)