OKAY here are my answers to my "things to ponder" list, I will work on it as the day goes by, so if something doesn't have an answer thats because I haven't answered it yet you assmonkey.
1. Bob Dole, he is from Kansas, enough said.
2. I agree with Kira, it was definitely a french guy.
3. It is a process called "burning the toast" which is actually a euphemism for "murdering toast." It is the ritualistic killing of toast by means of conflagration of the skin (of said toast). It was first practiced in Haiti and quickly found its way state-side where beginning "toasters" don't know how to work the torture switch (the setting switch) and instead of slowly toasting the bread causing immense agony, they just burn it to a crisp. Some sympathetic to the plight of bread purposely set it to the highest setting to give the bread pity and kill it quickly instead of letting it slowly burn to death. go to www.stoptoasttorture.com to sign a petition to stop this brutal act.
4. I also cracked Jimmy's ass in half but they didn't write a song about that.
5. He wanted to be stranded with Mary Ann... well thats what purists of the show say. But the truth of the matter is Gilligan and the professor were gay lovers, and the boat actually sunk during one of their kinky sex games involving a cannon ball and some gun powder...
6. Because it is much more effective to actually grab your crotch and ask where the bathroom is.
7. Uh... I dont have an OB-GYN, but if I did they better leave the room ASAP as IGN so they dont see MC&B's and i won't be forced to OACWA on them in an example of PUR, unless my OB-GYN was a HC, then I would have to MLTHLC, maybe even if my OB-GYN was a GLG that can STM and convince me to do it.
8. Pluto is a pervert. He really can walk, he just prefers to be low to the ground so he can look up skirts. That sick sick bastard.
9. Its not about the destination, its about the journey right? Oh yeah, and because he is fucking badong.
10. Testicals.
11. Babies.
12. No. There is actually a people trap in Canada, built and run by the dreadful Baron Von Kleimheisenhowsersyruplovershlippelkleinervonhasselhoffen, but no one knows about it yet because it is currently still in the testing phase.
13. Because they both suck and are annoying as hell. And in response to Kira's answer: Kids are stupid.
14. Yes, because their alphabet soup is Cheerio's. "oooooo"
15. My dog never got mad at me, your breath must smell like shit.
16. I tried to touch a star once and my penis fell off.
17. uh... oops. I always took the names literally, no wonder why i thought everyone was driving slow.
18. No, but if the mime yells out in pain shoot him again and don't pay him.
there you go!
Thoughts on my answers anyone?
1. Bob Dole, he is from Kansas, enough said.
2. I agree with Kira, it was definitely a french guy.
3. It is a process called "burning the toast" which is actually a euphemism for "murdering toast." It is the ritualistic killing of toast by means of conflagration of the skin (of said toast). It was first practiced in Haiti and quickly found its way state-side where beginning "toasters" don't know how to work the torture switch (the setting switch) and instead of slowly toasting the bread causing immense agony, they just burn it to a crisp. Some sympathetic to the plight of bread purposely set it to the highest setting to give the bread pity and kill it quickly instead of letting it slowly burn to death. go to www.stoptoasttorture.com to sign a petition to stop this brutal act.
4. I also cracked Jimmy's ass in half but they didn't write a song about that.
5. He wanted to be stranded with Mary Ann... well thats what purists of the show say. But the truth of the matter is Gilligan and the professor were gay lovers, and the boat actually sunk during one of their kinky sex games involving a cannon ball and some gun powder...
6. Because it is much more effective to actually grab your crotch and ask where the bathroom is.
7. Uh... I dont have an OB-GYN, but if I did they better leave the room ASAP as IGN so they dont see MC&B's and i won't be forced to OACWA on them in an example of PUR, unless my OB-GYN was a HC, then I would have to MLTHLC, maybe even if my OB-GYN was a GLG that can STM and convince me to do it.
8. Pluto is a pervert. He really can walk, he just prefers to be low to the ground so he can look up skirts. That sick sick bastard.
9. Its not about the destination, its about the journey right? Oh yeah, and because he is fucking badong.
10. Testicals.
11. Babies.
12. No. There is actually a people trap in Canada, built and run by the dreadful Baron Von Kleimheisenhowsersyruplovershlippelkleinervonhasselhoffen, but no one knows about it yet because it is currently still in the testing phase.
13. Because they both suck and are annoying as hell. And in response to Kira's answer: Kids are stupid.
14. Yes, because their alphabet soup is Cheerio's. "oooooo"
15. My dog never got mad at me, your breath must smell like shit.
16. I tried to touch a star once and my penis fell off.
17. uh... oops. I always took the names literally, no wonder why i thought everyone was driving slow.
18. No, but if the mime yells out in pain shoot him again and don't pay him.
there you go!
Thoughts on my answers anyone?
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