Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Today so far has been interesting... On my way to my computer science lab there was this girl jogging past me with her bike and a jacket around her waist. Well as she is jogging the jacket falls to her ankles and she trips and flies like 3 feet in the air and lands in the grass on her back while her bike proceeds forward and hits another bike that is parked, that bike topples over and knocks down some more bikes, it was, as Fred Durst would say "an awesome example of the Domino Effect, much like the one my new sick ass record is going to create when it is dropped upon the massed haters who don't like bad music." So that made me laugh.

NEXT when I was actually IN the lab, there's this one girl named Silvi who is going to annoy the crap out of me... it isn't her fault though, she just doesn't know how to run a Unix system, and I just happened to sit next to her, so I ended up helping her over half the time... LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME FINISH MY FIBONNACHI SEQUENCE BIZZO! She asked for my phone number after the class but I honestly don't know my phone number yet, sad isn't it? I hope she doesn't think I was avoiding giving my number to her...

Also in that class is probably the most annoying guy alive, I drew a picture of him while I was sitting in my Computer Science Lecture (he is in both my lab and lecture) the picture will be posted at the bottom if this post once I upload it. Here it is:


I think the picture sums him up pretty well. He has a stupid haircut, stupid hands (somehow) an annoying voice/laugh, and thinks he is the complete shit. He was listening to music in class (probably the Star Wars theme song) and playing video games while the professor was talking, what a fuck hat. He also stands up every time he talks and talks really loud AND he hits the keyboard super hard so it makes this really loud clicking sound (louder than usual) and it drowns out the professors voice! SHITHEAD, learn some manner before I take a switch to ya!

On a better note, I sat next to the pretty girl that I noticed the first day of class today. I forgot her name, she told it to me at the very beginning of class... and I forgot already, but I'd feel stupid asking her it again... she's pretty nice AND she's left handed just like me! ooooooo

Megan and Heather recieved the gifts I got them, so far one positive response, lets see how Heather likes hers, and... SHE LIKES IT. okay, i rock, and roll, all of the time, sweet Susie.

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