Daniel Teasing Nicknames:

Dan L (never been called)
Dancy (never)
Dan the Man (been called this a lot)
Danny boy (i used to when i was little, and now by someone older than me, or so I'm told)
Fanny Danny (never)
Daniel Boone (lotsa times)
Danube (kids aren't smart/stupid enough to make fun of someone by calling them the name of a river)
Danimal (yep)
Daniel, Daniel, Cocker Spaniel (my friend Dylan called me that one, we just called him Dyldo)
Ding Dong Dan (never)
Dan, Dan the Garbage Man (never)
Kneel (I don't even understand this one)
Dandruff (nope)
Danielle (yeah)
Dano (once i think)
Daniel Paniel (sometimes)
Daniel San (from The Karate Kid) (I got this one a LOT)
Lieutenant Dan (from "Forrest Gump") (same with this one)

And on a side note, I just saw Bowling for Columbine. Amazing movie... it is horrifying and hilarious at the same time, it really makes you think. Michael Moore is a genius, I suggest everyone go see it. Actually I think everyone SHOULD HAVE to see it, it is very eye opening.