Here are some cubic jokes.

--A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

--A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

--A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please, and one for the road."

--Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"

--A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

--Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

--A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to
have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy!"

--I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

--What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

--Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive!"