Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

April Fool's Day sucks... but that's probably because I suck at pranks and stuff.

Here is what would happen if I tried to play a prank on:

Megan:
Me: Your shoe's untied.
Her: I'm wearing flip flops.
Me: Oh...

Now Cory:
Me: I hate you.
Him: I know friend.
Me: Oh...

Now Katie:
Me: I had sex with your mother.
Her: Yeah, well I had sex with yours.
Me: Oh...

Now Rudy:
Me: You are damn sexy Rudy, let's have sex.
Him: Okay. *takes off pants*
Me: Oh... no...

Now Kira:
Me: I'm an odd.
Her: No you aren't.
Me: April Fo... oh...

Now Cadie:
Me: I hate the Smashing Pumpkins
Her: ....
Me: I'M SORRY!! APRIL FOOLS!! HEY COME BACK!

I think you get the idea. and if you want to know what kind of prank I would pull on your... just ask and I'll post it here.

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