Cory and I have decided to do something BIG... we've decided to take the next step in our relationship... we've decided we aren't going to half ass it, we are going to go in head first and come out swimmingly! What is it that we are going to do?
Wouldn't you like to know...
Okay, I'll tell you. We plan on going on stage at some open mic night at some comedy place (The Laugh Factory anyone?) and we are going to make people laugh. Five minutes of Cory and Dan improv to make the masses smile! Critics will be amazed and everyone will want a piece of the hot, young duo known as Cory and Dan. Walking down the streets you will hear the people say "That duo, Cory and Dan, SO HOT!" Some might go so far as to call it "comedy magic..." And for you, my blog readers, I will give you a short excerpt from our first performance:
A dark stage, one mic, a spotlight, red curtain backdrop (or a red brick wall... not sure, just something red). The smoke of a thousand candles fills the air... there is a mysterious atmosphere about... but what is it? Could it be... NO IT ISN't!! But oh it is... it is the FUNNAY!
Cory and Dan take the stage like a fish taking to the air. Silence... they look nervous...
a minute passes... silence.
two minutes pass... silence.
five minutes... a member of the audience coughs.
ten minutes... still nothing... the audience is getting antsy.
Then something completely unexpected happens.
Cory pees his pants, the audience busts out laughing... but Cory is in tears!! Dan doesn't know what to do, so he does the first thing that comes to mind and immediately hits Cory in the face with the mic stand. But since that didn't work he begins to look for a paper towel or something so Cory can clean himself up. He see's one on an audience members table and rushes to get it... but he trips over the microphone chord! OH NO! He falls on his face and his nose starts bleeding... the audience doesn't stop laughing.
Cory and Dan, thinking that they couldn't be anymore humiliated than at present, are confronted by 3 huge men, no doubt the bouncers of the comedy club. They are thrown out of the club, bloody nose, pissy pants and all. They get into Cory's jalopy and drive away. They spy a cliff and, seeing that their comedy lives are ruined, decide to go out with a bang. They drive towards the cliff, but there isn't any fear in their eyes... why not? Because they are looking at eachother, hands grasped together on the steering wheel and, in a beautiful moment reminiscent of Thelma and Louise, the car leaps off the cliff... trailed by Cory's handkerchief and the rose that was given to Dan the night before...
Together they fly into the chasm... the chasm that splits their lives, and as they tumble towards the earth a lonely handkerchief and three rose petals dance playfully in the cold wind.
Wouldn't you like to know...
Okay, I'll tell you. We plan on going on stage at some open mic night at some comedy place (The Laugh Factory anyone?) and we are going to make people laugh. Five minutes of Cory and Dan improv to make the masses smile! Critics will be amazed and everyone will want a piece of the hot, young duo known as Cory and Dan. Walking down the streets you will hear the people say "That duo, Cory and Dan, SO HOT!" Some might go so far as to call it "comedy magic..." And for you, my blog readers, I will give you a short excerpt from our first performance:
A dark stage, one mic, a spotlight, red curtain backdrop (or a red brick wall... not sure, just something red). The smoke of a thousand candles fills the air... there is a mysterious atmosphere about... but what is it? Could it be... NO IT ISN't!! But oh it is... it is the FUNNAY!
Cory and Dan take the stage like a fish taking to the air. Silence... they look nervous...
a minute passes... silence.
two minutes pass... silence.
five minutes... a member of the audience coughs.
ten minutes... still nothing... the audience is getting antsy.
Then something completely unexpected happens.
Cory pees his pants, the audience busts out laughing... but Cory is in tears!! Dan doesn't know what to do, so he does the first thing that comes to mind and immediately hits Cory in the face with the mic stand. But since that didn't work he begins to look for a paper towel or something so Cory can clean himself up. He see's one on an audience members table and rushes to get it... but he trips over the microphone chord! OH NO! He falls on his face and his nose starts bleeding... the audience doesn't stop laughing.
Cory and Dan, thinking that they couldn't be anymore humiliated than at present, are confronted by 3 huge men, no doubt the bouncers of the comedy club. They are thrown out of the club, bloody nose, pissy pants and all. They get into Cory's jalopy and drive away. They spy a cliff and, seeing that their comedy lives are ruined, decide to go out with a bang. They drive towards the cliff, but there isn't any fear in their eyes... why not? Because they are looking at eachother, hands grasped together on the steering wheel and, in a beautiful moment reminiscent of Thelma and Louise, the car leaps off the cliff... trailed by Cory's handkerchief and the rose that was given to Dan the night before...
Together they fly into the chasm... the chasm that splits their lives, and as they tumble towards the earth a lonely handkerchief and three rose petals dance playfully in the cold wind.
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