Well it happened today. The big Robocode tournament. My bot was not SexBot like I originally said it would be, instead it was named MisterSir (thanks Heather) and he was dressed in a tux. His mission: To kill any other robots with style and sip brandy from his snifter once he was done. Alas... the gentleman did not perform as well as I had hoped, only surviving to the second qualifying round out of four. I will break it into round by round for a more dramatic effect.

First Round: MisterSir vs. Icon vs. DarkShark vs. CrazyShot, free for all: Icon pretty much kicked everyones ass (like i expected it to) but I got second place, YES, so i passed the first round to go onto the second qualifying round.

Second Round: MisterSir vs. Daneel_Somethingstupid (i forgot the name) vs. DildoBot: Everyone wanted DildoBot to win, and he did. I got second, but was still disqualified. It was pretty hilarous when DildoBot won because our stupid Lab Assistant had no idea what a dildo was, so he kept saying "Look at DildoBot go" and "DildoBot is teh winnar!" Upon my defeat by DildoBot, I did the gentlemanly thing and took it up the ass... let me say he gave me what-for!

There were two more rounds, but who gives a shit about those, I wasn't in them, and DildoBot lost in the third round. The rest were just super nerds battling eachother for nerd supremacy. My friend Joe won with his bot Icon, I pretty much figured he'd win and it was cool when he did because he gave me a big kiss on my cheek and a single long stem rose for my gentlemanly conduct. Even though I didn't win, I still proceeded to sip some brandy from my snifter in rememberance of MisterSir.

I wanted to win... I tried to win, but sometimes being a gentleman just isn't enough... even a gentleman isn't completely safe from a dildo.