When cyber sex goes wrong:

Daniel: i slowly slip out of my dress
Daniel: and unstrap my high heels
Meggie: hahhahahahahahahahahaha
Daniel: i put on my football helmet
Daniel: and run into the wall at full speed
Daniel: tahts just the way i like it, fast and hard
Meggie: hahaha
Meggie: nice
Daniel: your turn
Daniel: it doesnt have to be good
Meggie: i slowly approach you
Meggie: slowly removing my shirt
Daniel: oooh
Meggie: but instead i punch you in the face
Meggie: oops
Meggie: sorry
Daniel: thats okay
Daniel: continue
Meggie: hahah
Meggie: no that's the end
Daniel: oh
Daniel: did you punch me with your boob?
Meggie: you black out
Meggie: and fall on the ground
Meggie: no
Daniel: thats not sexy at all megan...
Daniel: unless you ravage me in my unconscious state
Meggie: and don't remember all the incredibly sexy things i did while you were blacked out
Daniel: thats okay, as long as it was sexy