First day of classes and it doesn't seem like they will be that bad.

First class was math, pretty basic stuff we did today. Pretty much review. The teacher seems okay, nothing great but he's understandable.

Second class was Existentialism, Death and Meaningless. A pretty big class of about 150 students, but the teacher seems like a good one and we will be reading some classic existentialist stories so it shouldn't be too bad.

Third class was physics. I'm not a huge fan of physics but the professor is HILARIOUS. He'll be lecturing and then in the middle of nowhere ask the most random things.
I made a list:

Quotes by Professor Burke:

"This class is more important than... your mother"
"The string theory is just a bunch of mathematicians masturbating"
"What is that white stuff? HORSERADISH"
"If mass was stuff that came down from heaven... well, maybe hell... we'd have 20 pound rocks but not 25 pound rocks."
"A retarded monkey could do your homework"
"Does anyone have any beef jerkey?"