You might have read in Corrie's blog that I helped him write a little screen play. Well, you can read that little screen play HERE!! READ NOW!

Fade in:
Int. Doctor’s office - 9 am

Brightly-lit, sterile, meticulously organized. SCOTT, 43, graying beard, gangly, performing check-up on patient. STARLA, sarcastic, thin, obnoxiously continues to file nails.

SCOTT
(with head in 5 year old PATIENTS crotch wearing plastic gloves)

‘I’m dropping you from this class.’ That’s what my prison art instructor said when I made a painting of my escape route. Evidently he didn’t like my use of chiaroscuro. (Pause) That’s not right. That’s not right at all!

STARLA
What?

SCOTT
His penis is bigger than mine. Well Tommy, looks like you need another circumcision.

TOMMY
Again? That’s my fifth.

SCOTT
It’s for your health son. Now here’s your lollipop and set up an appointment on the way out.

Scott hands Tommy a lollipop and a sticker of a smiling penis with a band-aid on it. Tommy runs out crying. Starla begins cleaning up.

StARLA
(Still cleaning)

Damn, I’m glad you didn’t get to my boyfriend.

SCOTT
(Taking off plastic gloves)

I couldn’t. At the time your boyfriend had a vagina.

Starla sprints out of the room crying. Scott starts to suck on a lollipop and sits down

End Scene

We will be working on more scenes AND we will make into super funny comedy plus 5 blockbuster happy movie!