Oh my dearest and sweetest Cornell
My life was emtpy till I fell
in love
with you, my turtle dove
and then I found out you had a penis
I didn't want that... thing to come between us
So I cut it off and threw it out the door
It was given to a man most poor
covered in gold and studded with rubies
he rubbed it on his hobo wife's boobies
Let's get back to the point, that being you my sweet
I love how you sway your hips and stand all petite
Being six foot one
Your sex bears down on me like a ton
My heart is so torn (as is my rectum)
Then a man tried to split us, and i wrecked him
TORE HIS FACE OFF
He did try to scoff
at me
so I pee
ON HIS OPEN SORE CUT FACE
obliterating him from the human race.

Hugs and Kisses,
Me

Whoa, my poem rocks and the critics agree:

Margaret: "You're so sick!"
Kira: "That is so disturbing."
Megan: "Genius."
Jen: "What the hell was that."
Ashley: "I <3 it."

More to come ;-)