Tonight has been and odd night indeed. I guess the weirdness started with a pack of gum... an empty pack of gum. After that it was off to go see the move Punch Drunk Love with Megan, Tara and Justin. Tara and Justin were going to meet Megan and me at the movie theater. As soon as we left Birnkrant there was an unusually large amount of people outside and something was wrong with the sprinklers in the planters. They were just shooting streams of water into the sky... once we passed that weirdness we still felt something weird was going to happen... and we were right. A couple of minutes later a group of ninjas ran past us... and then we came upon Justin and Tara filming a part of their movie, I was thinking the ninjas were part of the movie, but they weren't. So we talked to them for a bit and then on towards the movie theater we continued, more ninjas passed. Then once we got there there were pirates!! We were confused for a bit but we later figured out that the ninjas and the pirates were playing a game of capture the flag. Well, once we got into the movie theater you figure the weirdness would stop right? NOPE! About after 20 minutes of waiting this one guy gets on the stage and starts doing ballet. Then people in the croud start suggesting things for him to do and he does it, he goes on for a good 10 minutes, man it was hilarious. Then the movie started... the movie was very strange, sad, funny at some parts (but it didn't really try to be funny, it just was) and just plain weird, but I liked it. Anyway, weird night, fun night, full of a bunch of little strange surprises, just the way I like it.

Best dinnar evar! Everything was just right, sour cream wasn't touching anything, the guacamole tasted normal... even the salsa was good. My big burrito was stuffed full of goodness and the quesodilla was just right (except for a slightly hard piece), even my cup called me a sweetheart. It is a dinner that will go down in the history books.

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Snowgasm. You'll love it... what is it you wonder? Well... the answer is out there somewhere. ;-)

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Thanks for the link Kira.

Oh man I hate starting off each day at 8 o'clock... I thought I could handle it but I've been noticing that I get more tired each day... I start dozing off in class, I stop paying attention to people when they talk and earlier today I started walking with my eyes closed. I probably could have fallen asleep while walking if I wasn't afraid of running into anything... JESUS! I try to go to sleep earlier but I'm just not tired... oh well... I think I'm going to try to go to sleep early tonight.

Holy fuckbeans!! I think that naked juice killed my keyboard!! Now my left control key and my google hot key don't work. What ever will I DO?!?! THOSE ARE THE TWO MOST ESSENTIAL KEYS IN COMPUTING!

CHEESE AND RICE!! I just fucking spilled orange naked juice all over my keyboard!! Mother of fuck JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!! oh well... at least it made my keyboard sexier.

I am currently reading Augustine: Confessions and I must say it is one of the saddest pieces of literature EVAR! Its about Augustine, you know, that important religious figure way back in the day, and his "confessions," which has him praising God 99% of the time and questioning his own existence the other 1% of the time, here is an excerpt from the book:

"Yet, Lord, I observed men praying to You: and I learnt to do likewise, thinking of You (to the best of my understanding) as some great being who, though unseen, could hear and help me."

So... let me get this straight... he only prays to God because others do it? Well thats a little thing we call peer pressure nowadays, and I thought kids were taught to not give into peer pressure? So Mr. Saint Augustine, if all of your friends ran off of a cliff would you do it too? Religion would not be able to sustain itself without the masses of mindless morons (alliteration WEE!) that follow it blindly without any real conception of what their religion stands for. They only follow their religion because they are told to. Now, if all of religious followers were taught their religion properly I think there would be less zealots and extremists (of all religions) and the world would be a better place. SOOO for all of your religious freaks reading this, pick up the bible or the qua'ran or the tora or whatever book leads you and your religious beliefs and EDUCATE yourself! and for you scientific minds out there heres a little math equation:

war = evil (as designated by the majority of the world)
the main reason for most wars = religion
therefore,
religion = evil

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