Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Friday, February 07, 2003

Van Morrison: Brown Eyed Girl

Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

Whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall,
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall, with you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

So hard to find my way,
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My how you have grown,
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed girl
You my brown eyed girl


I made up my own lyrics to this song earlier today... but it was an "in the moment" sort of thing so I don't remember them.

Thursday, February 06, 2003

Not much to say really. Dinner was fun... um... I got another orange naked juice, hopefully i don't spill it all over my keyboard this time. AND right now I am continuing work on my Augustine paper, HALFWAY DONE!!

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Bizzoid

What is it?
It is a combination of android and bizzo. The supreme ruler of all bizzo's, the bizzoid is a super bizzo constructed out of pieces of lesser bizzos.
Who coined it?
It is another contribution by the endless fount of hilarious words: Megan.

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

This is just to show the devotion to Jesus that Megan and I share:

Megan: huh? jesus?
Daniel: jesus? JESUS!
Megan: YEAH JESUS
Daniel: haha JESUS
Megan: there's a pic of the tree of life in here jesus
Megan: THE official one ... JESUS
Daniel: The tree of life? JESUS
Daniel: you mean the one with the apple that damned all of humanity JESUS?
Megan: NO JESUS
Daniel: or the one in nordic mythology... yggrasdril JESUS
Megan: JESUS JESUS
Megan: the tree of how all organisms are related JESUS
Daniel: OH JESUS!!!
Daniel: THATS JUST JESUS AWESOME JESUS
Daniel: JESUS i threw an extra jesus in there JESUS!
Megan: yeah you did JESUS

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Globber

I just got a phone call from some mysterious asshat calling me a bitch and whatnot. I'm pretty sure he meant to call Kiley and he still has his old number, so I was trying to be nice and I asked if he meant to call Kiley, he just said "You're a bitch." Meh, I won't stand for that kind of shit, so I just called him a fuckhole and hung up. I WIN!

I just discovered (read: made up) the mystical word "Yupan," repeat it over and over at the right time and something special will happen.

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

People suck. Well, let me rephrase, unreliable people suck.

Oh yeah...

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Bizball

A special thanks to both Megan and Alexis who invented this prime example of comedic perfection.

Holy crap I'm bored out of my mind right now.

My radio station reached an all time high of 3 listeners today. So I think a celebration is in order, but how should I celebrate? I think I'll celebrate by going to sleep.

Anyway, big thanks to Cory, Kira and Megan for making this monumental moment occur AND for all you non-listeners out there, click the link to the left and if my radio station is up prepare to be in musical bliss.

Goodnight everyone!

Monday, February 03, 2003

I think I'm going to start a new tradition, it will be called "The Funnay Word of the Day"
drumroll please...

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Normalicy

Some girl in my "Music of the 60's" class said that when she was trying to sound smart. It was just hilarious... only one thing scared me, Rosie and I were the only ones who seemed to think it was funny, I sincerely hope that not everyone else in that class thinks it is a real word...

Augustines' idea of learning is based on Platonism, he believes that the process of "learning" is the soul remembering what it knew before birth.
Augustine believes that everyone knows everything somewhere in the recesses of their brain.

So if someone asks you if you know the answer to something, just say "Yeah, probably." and leave it at that.

Announcement: I now have an internet radio broadcaster thingy and you can listen to what I am listening to by just clicking the link to the left. Feel free to IM me and request a song, if I have it, I will play it, or send me a song and I'll play it. Also feel free to send me voice recordings and you can say whatever you want on the air and have it reach my many listeners (last count I had a grand total of 2 listeners). I will also be making periodic announcements over it that should be both educational and humorous. Enjoy.

Oh yeah, the radio station is called Daniel Kicks Ass Radio, or DKAR, narcissism thy name is Daniel.

Sunday, February 02, 2003

Does not computer.


I'm an idiot

Figure out who said this and you get a cookie or something, the answer may surprise you.

"What a revelation
You're the reason that I breathe
Innocent creation
I can use you as I please
The only one to tell my story
when words are hard to catch
Of all that comes with fame and glory
You let me rock you best"

I just recieved an email from Asia, holy crap I had no idea I was this popular. I mean, I get emails from companies sometimes, but NEVER a whole continent! My day is now complete.