Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, February 22, 2003

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Haveagoodweekend

Daniel Teasing Nicknames:

Dan L (never been called)
Dancy (never)
Dan the Man (been called this a lot)
Danny boy (i used to when i was little, and now by someone older than me, or so I'm told)
Fanny Danny (never)
Daniel Boone (lotsa times)
Danube (kids aren't smart/stupid enough to make fun of someone by calling them the name of a river)
Danimal (yep)
Daniel, Daniel, Cocker Spaniel (my friend Dylan called me that one, we just called him Dyldo)
Ding Dong Dan (never)
Dan, Dan the Garbage Man (never)
Kneel (I don't even understand this one)
Dandruff (nope)
Danielle (yeah)
Dano (once i think)
Daniel Paniel (sometimes)
Daniel San (from The Karate Kid) (I got this one a LOT)
Lieutenant Dan (from "Forrest Gump") (same with this one)

And on a side note, I just saw Bowling for Columbine. Amazing movie... it is horrifying and hilarious at the same time, it really makes you think. Michael Moore is a genius, I suggest everyone go see it. Actually I think everyone SHOULD HAVE to see it, it is very eye opening.


Friday, February 21, 2003

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever
ROCHESTER, MN-Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. "My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process," the awesome Gruber said. "What's more, the bacon's positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana." In 1997, Gruber, a Mayo Clinic cardiologist, was awarded nine Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering that frequent oral sex with models cures cancer.



Okay I know it's a little past Valentines day, but I think it is funny, plus it reminds me of that lame puzzle gift that psycho girl gave to Joe Millionaire, FUNNAY!

Thursday, February 20, 2003

I just recieved the sweetest thing EVAR from Corrie, click the link to see it.
Link!

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Not much happened today. I went to class and learned stuff... uh... two midterms tomorrow so I've been studying for those, and that's about it...

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Elitistic

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Burninating

Monday, February 17, 2003

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Flindas

Holy craaaaaap I have two midterms this week and a quiz tomorrow! OH NOES!

Yesterday was the day of the big David Gray concert. It was a really good show and The Shrine is a kickass place to hold shows, very nice. I was kind of skeptical at first, I've heard some David Gray stuff, mostly his older stuff, so I didn't really know what to expect. The show was great though, David Gray is a pretty good performer and he does this funny head twitch/shake thing a lot which is quite humorous, but it makes you kind of get into the music more. The man is crazy though, he played for over two hours which included an eight song encore, talk about stamina hah. Again, it was a great show, I wasn't a huge David Gray fan before (sure I like some of his stuff) but this has made me like him more. Oh yeah, more about The Shrine, it has this AWESOME chandelier in the center that is probably the size of my dorm room and it is multi-colored and stuff, very nice. The lighting in there was pretty sweet too, there were a lot of those lights that was really bright and flare up during parts of the songs so the whole audience kind of leans backwards because the lights are so bright, those are cool. Also, the sound was amazing, my favorite part was probably during the song "Please Forgive Me" when there were short moments of silence and then a big BOOOOOM shook the whole place and made my body vibrate, it was a very strange feeling but I liked it.

Sunday, February 16, 2003

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Baf

Don't ask how that came up... It makes me feel stupid.

Well since blogger wasn't working last night and I typed up a huuuuuuge blog post that I don't feel like retyping I will just give you yesterdays today's funnay word of the day.

Yesterday's Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Grammermany

If you don't get what it means, TOO BAD!