Bush may be an incompetent leader, but at least he looks sexy while doing it.
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Still managing to look sexy in the face of danger (and whats that gun phazer like thing in his hand?)

Okay okay, there is currently someone forcing me to do this, but see the section titled "Other Blogs?" There's a link there that says Megan Machine, I suggest you all click it (and for those of you that like dominating males i say CLICK IT OR DIE!) The blog belongs to one of my very bestest friends and the most awesome of the awesome girls alive (she made me say that). Anyway, click it, read some of her stuff, leave her a comment, she's lonely. She also has a superb radio station that I HIGHLY SUGGEST, it is full of awesome music and probably mostly stuff you haven't heard of, squares.

Holy crap I just had a HUUUGE influx of readers in my blog. If you are one of these random people coming here LEAVE A COMMENT!

How come I always end up with one extra sock whenever I do laundry? Where does the other sock go... or, more frighteningly, where does it come from?

Mister Rogers

An American icon has died today. Mister Rogers, the strange man that has been influencing kids in your neighborhood since 1968. I never really was a fan of his show, actually my parents wouldn't let me watch it because it was too creepy, and besides, it was stupid. But that is besides the point. Just because I didn't watch the show, or particularly like Mister Rogers, it doesn't change the fact that his television show had an impact on children.
His show, "Mister Roger's Neighborhood" aired from 1968 to December 2001, that is one of the longest running shows in television history, and I am surprised that a show as "wholesome" as that survived in today's decadent world. I say "wholesome" because I never watched it and many people have claimed that there are extreme sexual undertones to what Mister Roger's talks about ("I get all soapy and I play with my hose" as he was found often saying, okay he said it once, but that still makes my skin crawl)

But why was this gentle man, loved by many children, so creepy to others? Let us delve into Mister Roger's World:

1. He was an ordained Presbyterian Minister. Enough said on that topic.
2. He started his career in television doing puppet voices. Holy crap, puppets scare the shit out of me. Again, enough said.
3. He believed that television should be used as a tool of God to enhance the human spirit. Too bad for him television is the most effective of Satan's tools. I try to make sure to worship... err i mean watch, television at least every day.
4. He wore a red sweater every episode. That's not too bad seeing as red is the color of love. But it is also the color of blood.
5. Honestly... look at the picture at the bottom. Look at those shifty eyes, doesn't that creep you out just a little... what is he planning?

Enough joking around though. This is a tribute to Mr. Roger's. It is raining today, the heavens are crying for him. But I like rain... and as Mr. Roger's would say:

"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."

Mason Jennings: Butterfly

Look at me now
I'm all dressed up in your words today
Do you think about me?
What do you think about me?
And if it comes down
It's still about the sweet little things you say
After all that I've run from,
Where the fuck did you come from?

Butterfly, baby I still have my doubts about you 'cause
Butterfly, 'cause I can't find nothing bad about you and
Butterfly, you mess me up you made my heart double-beat and
Butterfly, I don't know how it is you got inside of me

But you're in there now
Oh you're in there now, you're in there now
You made me yours
With your lovely cures

Life is life
I don't why it is I do things like this
After all that I've come from
You're the woman I should run from

Butterfly, baby I still have my doubts about you 'cause
Butterfly, 'cause I can't find nothing bad about you and
Butterfly, you mess me up you made my heart double-beat and
Butterfly, I don't know how it is you got inside of me

"I contend that we are both athiests. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen F. Roberts

Today's Funny Word of the Day: Do Wah Shitty Shitty

I know the past few words of the day's have been phrases and not words, I DON't CARE! they are still funny so sOD OFF! hehe

Today's Funnay Word of the Day: Turtle Dove