Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, March 29, 2003

I just watched Dreamcatcher with Kaite and Rudy and I must say, it was pretty good. NOTHING like I expected it to be, of course I had no real expectations because I had no idea what it was about in the first place... so that's a given.

Also, The Final Flight of the Osiris (a mini-matrix movie thing) was pretty cool. I especially liked the beginning, it was pretty cool/funnay.

Friday, March 28, 2003

Two things that always make me feel better are... showers and sleep.


I just saw this picture of Cory. I asked him about it and he said he was "undercover" hence the lame glasses and "tough guy" demeanor (it might be hard to see him, but he is on the right side, behind the guy on the right, he's hiding in the shadows). I don't really believe him... but Cory... ah... it's so hard to put this into words so I will write you another poem:

Cory: Be All you Want to Be

You say you are "under cover"
You don't need to hide it, my brother
If you want to be gay
Then, as Burger King says, have it your way
I wont curse you, I won't give you a hex
Just because you crave the mansechs
If you want to be gay
have it your way
I'll be here for you, every day
I will give you my whole
being... but not my hole
Be gay, have it your way, every day.

Actually, I feel much better today. So, FALSE ALARM!! EVERYONE GO BACK TO YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES, I'm okay.

Thursday, March 27, 2003

I think I'm getting sick.

Today was fun.

Well... technically, it was yesterday. I'd list reasons why today was fun, but that may be too scandalous for some of you... younger readers.

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

I'm A Little Teapot



I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can change my handle to my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out!



Don't ask...

Monday, March 24, 2003

"I know that joy always precedes sorrow and sorrow precedes joy; therefore it is as acceptable to me first to hear of storm when I am afterward to hear of sunshine as first to hear of sunshine and afterward of storm."
--Duke Berthold, The Deeds of Frederick Barbarossa, 1113

Life is a cycle of ups and downs... but would you rather be up and then down or down and then up? It doesn't really matter though, it's a vicious cycle.

Sunday, March 23, 2003

The Clash: Train in Vain

Say you stand by your man
Tell me something I don't understand
You said you love me and that's a fact
Then you left me, said you felt trapped

Well some things you can explain away
But my heartache's in me till this day

[Chorus]
Did you stand by me
No, not at all
Did you stand by me
No way

All the times
When we were close
I'll remember these things the most
I see all my dreams come tumbling down
I won't be happy without you around

So all alone I keep the wolves at bay
There is only one thing that I can say

[Chorus]

You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

Did you stand by me
No, not at all

Now I got a job
But it don't pay
I need new clothes
I need somewhere to stay
But without all these things I can do
But without your love I won't make it through

But you don't understand my point of view
I suppose there's nothing I can do

[Chorus]

You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me?

I have the most difficult time opening those stupid Chef Boyardee little package thingies that have the pull top... I try to open it all nice and slowly so I don't get nasty beefaroni or whatever on my face, but NO MATTER how slowly I do it the stupid sauce ends up splattering EVERYWHERE!!! I even got some on my roommate today... bwahahha!

I'm back at school. May the blogging begin. But not now, I don't feel like it.