Another bored project of mine, enjoy.
Thursday, April 24, 2003
My newest and best pick-up line:
Me: Hey, your father isn't a butcher by any chance is he?
Her: Why?
Me: uh.. yeah, because you have a lot of meat on you.
GUARANTEED TO WORK!
Me: Hey, your father isn't a butcher by any chance is he?
Her: Why?
Me: uh.. yeah, because you have a lot of meat on you.
GUARANTEED TO WORK!
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Would you donate money to me if I decided to do this?
Well it happened today. The big Robocode tournament. My bot was not SexBot like I originally said it would be, instead it was named MisterSir (thanks Heather) and he was dressed in a tux. His mission: To kill any other robots with style and sip brandy from his snifter once he was done. Alas... the gentleman did not perform as well as I had hoped, only surviving to the second qualifying round out of four. I will break it into round by round for a more dramatic effect.
First Round: MisterSir vs. Icon vs. DarkShark vs. CrazyShot, free for all: Icon pretty much kicked everyones ass (like i expected it to) but I got second place, YES, so i passed the first round to go onto the second qualifying round.
Second Round: MisterSir vs. Daneel_Somethingstupid (i forgot the name) vs. DildoBot: Everyone wanted DildoBot to win, and he did. I got second, but was still disqualified. It was pretty hilarous when DildoBot won because our stupid Lab Assistant had no idea what a dildo was, so he kept saying "Look at DildoBot go" and "DildoBot is teh winnar!" Upon my defeat by DildoBot, I did the gentlemanly thing and took it up the ass... let me say he gave me what-for!
There were two more rounds, but who gives a shit about those, I wasn't in them, and DildoBot lost in the third round. The rest were just super nerds battling eachother for nerd supremacy. My friend Joe won with his bot Icon, I pretty much figured he'd win and it was cool when he did because he gave me a big kiss on my cheek and a single long stem rose for my gentlemanly conduct. Even though I didn't win, I still proceeded to sip some brandy from my snifter in rememberance of MisterSir.
I wanted to win... I tried to win, but sometimes being a gentleman just isn't enough... even a gentleman isn't completely safe from a dildo.
First Round: MisterSir vs. Icon vs. DarkShark vs. CrazyShot, free for all: Icon pretty much kicked everyones ass (like i expected it to) but I got second place, YES, so i passed the first round to go onto the second qualifying round.
Second Round: MisterSir vs. Daneel_Somethingstupid (i forgot the name) vs. DildoBot: Everyone wanted DildoBot to win, and he did. I got second, but was still disqualified. It was pretty hilarous when DildoBot won because our stupid Lab Assistant had no idea what a dildo was, so he kept saying "Look at DildoBot go" and "DildoBot is teh winnar!" Upon my defeat by DildoBot, I did the gentlemanly thing and took it up the ass... let me say he gave me what-for!
There were two more rounds, but who gives a shit about those, I wasn't in them, and DildoBot lost in the third round. The rest were just super nerds battling eachother for nerd supremacy. My friend Joe won with his bot Icon, I pretty much figured he'd win and it was cool when he did because he gave me a big kiss on my cheek and a single long stem rose for my gentlemanly conduct. Even though I didn't win, I still proceeded to sip some brandy from my snifter in rememberance of MisterSir.
I wanted to win... I tried to win, but sometimes being a gentleman just isn't enough... even a gentleman isn't completely safe from a dildo.
I've finally found it. The most comprehensive site on intarweb hackaging. If you want to become a hacker, just read this site... learn it, live it, be it and you will be the 1337est hacker EVAR! Able to hack even the most unhackagable things!
Monday, April 21, 2003
My classic rock class was way cool today. We just listened to music (as usual) but afterwards the TA's showed us what certain guitar pedals do and stuff. So all the class really did was listen to the guy play his guitar, pretty cool. I also got my midterm back and I got a 96, not as good as last time, but still good. I can't really complain.
Sunday, April 20, 2003
Today is 4/20, you know what that means! It's official pothead day! It also happens to be Hitler's Birthday, the day of the Columbine shootings and this year, Easter Sunday. 4/20 will probably go down in history as one of the most notorious days of all time of every year. Something crazy always happens on it... like this year skinheads are supposed to invade Russia. Yeah... uh... yeah...
Anyway, here's a site for all of you hemp/cannabis lovers. Learn where it came from, how it became popular and why it was made illegal. Enjoy, it's quite a read.
Anyway, here's a site for all of you hemp/cannabis lovers. Learn where it came from, how it became popular and why it was made illegal. Enjoy, it's quite a read.
