Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, May 03, 2003

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Shizzlemah.
What's yours?
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Friday, May 02, 2003

"Naturally the common people don't want war: Neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, IT IS THE LEADERS of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is TELL THEM THEY ARE BEING ATTACKED, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. IT WORKS THE SAME IN ANY COUNTRY."

--Hermann Goering, Nazi Reichsmarshall and Luftwaffe-Chief; at the Nuremberg Trials

Thursday, May 01, 2003

I had an interesting day today. Class was super boring and blah blah, I felt like falling asleep and the time just sorta vanished and I didn't even realize it had passed. I think I was in a half asleep half awake phase half of the time.

Anyway, Megan and I started a project of sorts today. She was bored or something, I don't really remember how it came up, anyway, we decided that she should have her own magazine in which she reviews music and does editorials on the music industry. So we needed a name and I thought of Indieana, seeing as she is a huge Indie rock fan and Indiana is a state and it just plain sounds catchy. Okay, so the name was decided... that just means we needed to turn it into a logo, well, more like I needed to turn it into a logo. Which is okay, because I was bored and wanted something to do, and besides, it was fun. So here is the logo:



Okay, logo is done, but what else do you need for a magazine? A COVER!! Of course, so I was once again commissioned to make a cover. Megan helped some and I did some and here is the result:

actually, to see the cover, go to http://indieana.blogspot.com


and... BOOYA it's complete, just one more thing, a link button for people to link to it from. Simple enough, just the logo, but smaller and given a "buttony" look and... BAM:


click the button to be taken to the official Indieana webpage, it's still in the works and there really isn't anything there yet, but there will be soon!

BOOYa! I rock and Indieana rocks (and I guess Megan rocks) and keep a look out for when we're FAMOUS!

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Level 8- the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Where will you reside in hell?

Monday, April 28, 2003

Sweet, today I figured out how to watch intarweb TV using winamp. the next step will be setting up my own station and seeing how that goes!

Two blog links removed due to NON-UPDATING! So if you want to keep your link in my blog then UPDATE your blog. (Kira is an exception for a special reason ;-))

Sunday, April 27, 2003

My blog has been kind of dead lately, but that's because nothing has been going on really. I saw Identity and Super Troopers yesterday. Identity was pretty good, a little weird, but not really all that scary, overall I liked it. Super Troopers was hilarious! I should have seen it in theaters, but all the ads they had for it made it look stupid. Funny movie, I suggest you all go see it NOW before I punch-a-size your face! FOR FREE!