Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, July 26, 2003

Ryan Adams: Gonna Make You Love Me

Riot on the streets, the touch beneath the sheets
It's only gonna make me love you more
The cops they got the guns, the night destroys the sun
It's only gonna make me love you more

This old world, well, it was mine to take
Faith can keep you warm, but I'll teach you how to shake
And I'll come to you like a little girl
It's only gonna make me love you more

Moonlight on the beach, sweet amphetamines
It's only gonna make you love me more
Bottles and the cans, the idiots go dance
It's only gonna make me love you more

This old world, well, it was mine to take
Faith can keep you warm, but I'll teach you how to shake
And I'll come to you like a little girl
It's only gonna make me love you more

They say love is hell,
But I've only been laughin' ever since I fell
It's only gonna make me love you more
The lord will have his way but I'm just a call away
It's only gonna make you love me more

This old world, well, it was mine to take
Faith can keep you warm, but I'll teach you how to shake
And I'll come to you like a little girl
It's only gonna make me love you more

Friday, July 25, 2003

Seabiscuit looks like the WORST movie EVER! Seconded only by Hidalgo and possibly Daredevil.

Who really wants to see a movie about a horse... that runs... in CIRCLES? That is so not circle.

edit: Now it appears that I am going to go see it in a few days (some time this week). Oh the things I do for women.

This made me laugh and cry at the same time.

Thursday, July 24, 2003

So here I am, around midnight, watching TV. This commercial comes on called "Hollywood's Hottest." Have you seen it? I'm sure Ashley has. Anyway, it has got to be the WORST idea ever! Sure, lots of guys will probably buy it. Lots of desparate, perverted guys. The tape consists of scenes from various movies that have celebrity sex scenes and naked celebrities! WOOHOO wow. Why not just get a real porn film instead of that? It's like the soft core of soft core porn. Most of the celebrities aren't even that good looking.

Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Megan and I have decided to develop our own laguage. We already have 4 words that consist of english words given new definitions AND some words that we came up with ourselves!
I have started to compile the words into a sort of "DM Dictionary" (Daniel/Megan Dictionary) aptly titled "The DictionMary."

Just one step left, we have to give our language a NAME!

edit: It's called Like the French. I don't care if you like it or not. I hate you.

Monday, July 21, 2003

Jury duty part two tomorrow. Should be fun, I'm going with my brother.

Sunday, July 20, 2003

STICK!