Dances: Fun or freaky?

(make sure to watch the video)

AND, a new link to the left in my link section! Despair.

AND AND! Megan, I found what you should buy your brother for his birthday.

Time for a non-made up post about ME! First, I'm doing this post because I don't understand my homework and I'm tired of trying to figure out why, so I'm just going to type random stuff. I am also waiting for my laundry to finish.

I didn't blog about this before, but there was a HUGE plagiarism scare in my Existentialism class. Apparently about 7 students wrote essays that were "clearly full of plagiarism" or something along those lines. The teacher is VERY strict when it comes to plagiarism and the TA's sent out mass e-mails to EVERY student urging them to re-read their essay to check for anything that might possibly be considered for maybe being plagiarism. So i re-read my paper, don't really see anything that could be considered plagiarism and forget about it. But then Randi (girl from that class) starts talking to me and she makes me all nervous about it. So I e-mail my TA about my paper and I just received this response:

Daniel,
You've got nothing to worry about on this issue of plagiarism. You
wrote a good paper.

-Dan (yes, we have the same name)

So, I didn't plagiarize AND I wrote a good paper. Unless by good he just means it has no plagiarism, but I like to be optimistic and hope that he means good as in an A or a B.

I just finished my laundry. I am a master folder, just look at me tout my folding skills to a friend of mine:

Daniel: i've been doing laundry since 9th grade
Daniel: beehatch
Jimmy: hahaha
Daniel: girls are impressed by my folding skills
Jimmy: lol
Jimmy: you turn on the womens
Daniel: they get as hot as a pair of pants fresh out of the drier
Jimmy: omg

Does anyone think it's weird that I dance while folding my laundry? Some girl walked in my room while I was dancing/laundry folding and she said she thought it was cute. Score 10 gay points for me!
Also, is it weird that I walked down the hall with my laudnry basket on my head?

I had two midterms this week (three total, one last week). I rocked total ass on them I think. I'm feeling three A's on those bad boys.

Just a little fyi, webcamming is fun. Right Kira??? *winkkkkkkkk*

People loved my poem about Cory and they want me to write some for them. Poems in queue:

One awesome one for Kira
One for Cadie
One for Ashley
One for Katie and Gordon (combo poem I guess. I'm predicting Gordon will die in it.)

I never said I'd actually DO them though, just consider ;-) So don't don't become angry if I don't do one for you.

I'm working on something cool in photoshop, I'll post it when I'm complete. I'm also making a logo for our beloved BOOM. If you don't know who BOOM is just visit Cory's blog (funniest man alive) and look at the comments.

Is a girl hitting on you if she asks you if you have a "special someone?" Some girl asked me that and like an idiot I said "yes." I didn't even think, I just said it. So... score 10 doofus points for me. Point total: 10 gay points, 10 doofus points.

USC provided me with a pretty nifty program that will allow me to have net conferences (both audio AND video) with multiple people at once with up to 30 frames per second of FLUID motion (that's about the same as a television, pretty smooth.) It was weird, I got an e-mail ADDRESSED to me from housing services (usually housing services does MASS e-mails, but this one was to my address only and it started off "Dear Mr. Daniel Herrera" boy do I feel important). I'll probably never even use this program, but free software is free software and it might, MIGHT come in handy some day.

That's it for now. I think...

Denny's Moment we've all had one.

This term was defined by my friend Alex and me. It struck us when he was telling me a story about how he had a "photofinish with the jon" after eating quite a substantial meal at a Denny's. Hilarity ensued and the term was born.

Oh, and read this.

Oh my dearest and sweetest Cornell
My life was emtpy till I fell
in love
with you, my turtle dove
and then I found out you had a penis
I didn't want that... thing to come between us
So I cut it off and threw it out the door
It was given to a man most poor
covered in gold and studded with rubies
he rubbed it on his hobo wife's boobies
Let's get back to the point, that being you my sweet
I love how you sway your hips and stand all petite
Being six foot one
Your sex bears down on me like a ton
My heart is so torn (as is my rectum)
Then a man tried to split us, and i wrecked him
TORE HIS FACE OFF
He did try to scoff
at me
so I pee
ON HIS OPEN SORE CUT FACE
obliterating him from the human race.

Hugs and Kisses,
Me

Whoa, my poem rocks and the critics agree:

Margaret: "You're so sick!"
Kira: "That is so disturbing."
Megan: "Genius."
Jen: "What the hell was that."
Ashley: "I <3 it."

More to come ;-)

Megan: i'm going to write paper about sexual predators for my deviance class
Dan: oooh
Megan: and the main character will be Daniel
Dan: :-(
Dan: that was so mean

Listen up crapfaces, this entry is super important. It is about the most awesomest lady in the world named.... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Lex0r! (or Alexis for the lameman) First, I'll start of with a picture:

Just look at that face, she is so super doubly pissed.... I can't tell if she's going to stab me or shoot me! She'd probably shoot me and THEN stab me, or maybe stab and then shoot. The order doesn't really matter, the fact still stands that she is one bad-ass super dance freak.

Speaking of dance freak, see that outfit she's wearing? It's for a dance-off. This picture was taken predance-off and she's showing off her game face. Anyway, more about the dance off. It was held in an undisclosed location, some secret island off of the coast of Cuba where only the most unsavory characters dwell. Pirates, ninjas, ninja pirates, you name it. I was scared to walk the streets of this isle (for the sake of simplicity I'll just refer to is as Ninja Pirate Island). But Lex0r wasn't, she just gave every single swashbuckling ninjitsuist her evil eye and then flashed her gun with home made knife attachment (duct-tape) and they were scurrying off like little babies.

Speaking of babies...
Alexis Hallman: I WANT TWENTY SEVEN BABIES!
Back to the story.

Once we got to the grand dance-off arena we were greeted by an unlikely opponent. Al Gore! Holy crap, the inventor of the internet AND loser of the 2000 presidential election was challenging Lex0r to a dance off. He was still bitter about Florida and if he could he'd go back in time and he would do the ragtime on old ladies' faces.

Lex0r wasn't scared at all and she kept her game face on. I said "Go get 'em Al!" And they kind of got confused, was I talking to Al Gore or Alexis (Al for short)?? But it didn't matter, within a few seconds Alexis was doing the bump and Gore was doing the grind, it was quite the spectacle of lame dancing. About that time I told Lex0r to go to "Plan B." She did as I suggested and started to do the jitterbug of ultimate fury. BUT, Al Gore, using his supreme political power summoned Janet Reno to his side and they started to re-enact the final dance scene from Dirty Dancing. Lex0r started to gag at the horrendous site and then she noticed Janet Reno was wearing the same outfit she was.

UH OH!

With a fury not unlike that of a wallaby, Lex0r ran across Dance Stadium and pulled out her Gnife (gun knife). Janet spin kicked it out of her hand with a fancy break dancing headspin! Lex0r then decided to pull a Pete Townsend and started windmilling her arm like it was a windmill during a windstorm! Janet looked scared and tried to run, but Alexis chased after her (while doing the super bowl shuffle) and SOCKED her right in the face with a giant fist of pure pain. Janet's face exploded due to the sheer awesomeness of that most splendiferous show of dance-fighting by Lex0r.

Meanwhile... Al Gore was crying in the corner of the arena. I don't know how I knew it was the corner, seeing as the arena was circular, but it was the corner. His tear streamed face and doughy eyes didn't phase lex0r though. She began to do the robot and wowed the audience with her fantastical stiff arm movements. She won the audience AND the trophy right then and there. As the judge said "You had me at the moment you stuck your gnife in my face."

As a final show of praise for Lex they had a mystery guest. It was the pope!!!! He always aims to please. He raised his hands high in the air and said "I only have one word for Alexis, and that word is....."

Okay, time to blog something NEW!

Yesterday was (as Megan put it) "super happy fun day." Which it really was. All we really did was lay around for hours on end entertaining eachother with who knows what. Just random stuff. It was really quite fun just being ultra lazy and practically laying in bed for over half the day.

BUT BUT BUT then came super-ultra-treat-Daniel-like-a-king time! Megan and I went to Denny's and she PAID for me. HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. Denny's was pretty damn slow but it was also the best it had tasted in AGES. I don't know why, but the burgers (I got the six mini burgers) tasted damned good. I guess they did that to compensate for the slow service. We were there for nearly two hours, but it was fun and didn't really even seem like two hours.

THEN we just laid around for about 2 more hours (waiting for the movie), BUT after that Megan treated me to The Rundown. It was a pretty hilarious movie with good action scenes. The Rock is a pretty good actor, he definitely raised a few points in my book because of his role in this movie. Seann William Scott was funny as usual ("Want to meet lightning? How about his friend thunder?" Classic.).

Overall it was a great day in which nothing was really done. Just the way I like it... Most of the time. ;-)