Time for another post dedication. This time the dedication goes to Kira. But it's a slightly different kind of dedication, it's a hate post. In this post I'll talk about what I hate about kira. Here goes:

I hate you.
I hate your voice when we talk on the phone.
I hate how you laugh when I tell a joke.
I hate how your face crinkles up when you see something cute.
I hate how you cover your mouth when something shocks you.
I hate how you look like you're singing into an imaginary microphone when you cough.
I hate how you play with your hair.
I hate how you aren't ashamed to act like a kid.
I hate how smart you are.
I hate all of your pictures.
I hate how you entertain me and keep me up indefinitely.
I hate every day that we talk.
I hate how when I'm in a bad mood you always make me better.
I hate every single little thing about you, even how you make fun of my typso
I hate how you remember almost everything I tell you.

Okay, this list could go on forever so I'll just stop it there. I hope you hate this list.
Oh yeah, and I (really) hate that you're sick.

GET BETTER!

Time for a POST DEDICATION! This post is dedicated to Ashley Bagnall (soon to be Ashley Davis) who turns 19 today!
So, for your birthday, I'm writing you a poem. I call it...
Ashley is Nineteen Today

Today is the day you get the training wheels off of your bike
Today is the day you go on a ten mile hike
Today is the day you are no longer a girl

But instead you are becoming a well polished pearl
You will get your first pubic hair
oops... better get the Nair
Today is the day of your first kiss
Oh it will be pure utter bliss
Today is the day you realize Santa isn't real
But Christmas won't lose it's appeal
Today is the day you are no longer small
You will bust out of your clothes and become quite tall

Nineteen is the age of puberty
And you are given new Liberty

Liberty to rob a hobo for coins
Liberty to rub a dildo betwixt your loins
Liberty to laugh at a cripple
Liberty to scratch your itchy left nipple
Liberty to live and laugh and love

Today you are nineteen
for a day you can sit around and just preen
I remember when I was nineteen... I left my boyscouts Den
With a older man named Ben
He touched me but I said I only like females
but not the mutated ones with tails
he said he liked women of the female persuasion
"Why not look to my friend Ashley for a hot liason?"

"She is nineteen today,
the perfect age for a sexy foray."

Anyway, I better end it there beucase I was clearly running out of ideas.

Sillyness aside, I hope this is one of the best years of your life. You are marrying the man you love and you seem to be genuinely happy. I'm not too good at the lovey dovey stuff so I'll just say I wish you the best of birthdays and I'll be seeing you at your wedding.

PS: I want the beef, not the chicken. You get me the chicken and you die.

CHEERS!

Haha!! I found the solution to Hasim's problem. You know, how he can't get dates anymore because he doesn't have his license. He just needs a hand puppet!

Talk about a slow few days. Nothing going on at all. I'm done with classes now though! I had a 5 page essay due Friday and around 8 pm Thursday I started to work on it (damn you procrastination!). Anyway, I hadn't even read the prompt OR the book ahead of time and I finished it in about 2 and a half hours. That's pretty good I'd say. I THINK it was quality work, but when it comes to philosophy you can never be sure.

Okay, this post is now about random things that pop into my head. GO:

I think it's raining outside, I love rain.

SAM IS BACK! Yay for computer fixing!

I was banned from a server for "hacking" in CS. I had "the other team sucks ass" hacks on.

So what's left to do? Study for three finals and then go home on the 17th. Pretty easy, right? HOPEFULLY. The physics final will probably kick my ass... we'll just have to see.

I bought the best christmas present for someone. I'd reveal the name but they read my blog.

I need to do laundry.

This orange juice is really good.

I should probably go to sleep but I'm not tired.

GET BETTER KIRA!

and finally: a picture of my two favorite girls back home, HOPE (left) AND LUCY (right)

aren't they gorgeous? and that santa cracks me up.

Current Music: Ben Kweller - Sha Sha