Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Monday, January 26, 2004

Sunday, bloody Sunday: Sunday was "Send A Letter to A Mass Murderer day." The book lists 9 mass murderers and I was to choose who I wanted to write my letter to. The letter could be about anything. I wrote the letter but I have yet to send it (seeing as yesterday was Sunday, so it wouldn't have gone out today... only I forgot to go to the post office today). Anyway, my letter is addressed to Dennis Nilsen, 15 victims. I picked him because:

a.) he's British
b.) he's one of 2 on the page that doesn't have a nickname.
c.) he is the ony one that has glasses on in the pictures

My letter goes like this:

Dear Mr Nilsen,

I would like to know why you did not create a nickname for yourself like so many other mass murderers out there. Was it because you wanted to try to remain anonymous, or was it a way to rebel against the sensationalist media that loves to give clever monickers to anything that reaches the air? If you had to have a nickname, which one would you pick? Would it be something with a British flair or would it be drab and boring? Might I suggest a few names? How about, The Unnamed Killer, The Killer Without a Name, (Instert Nickname Here) or I Killed Fifteen People and All I got Was This Crappy Nickname?

Cheers,
D


yeah... I am kind of skeptical about putting my NAME AND ADDRESS. I'll have to think of a way to circumvent that. I'm trying to make him think I'm from Britain with that whole "Cheers" thing at the end. I hope it works.

MONDAY: "A day of compliments day." Today I was to flatter someone and see if it gets me anywhere. I'm not going to give details, but I'll just say that flattering a certain someone literally got me into their pants. It works! The compliment: "I find your choice in mashed potatoes erotic."

As for what I did Sunday and Monday. Sunday I was super lazy (as usual). Did some homework, talked to people, read a bit, napped, played some games. I went on a somewhat crazy trip through a crackhouse, I got high just knocking on the door. Okay, not really. I hung out with a friend of mine at their friend's house. They just happen to be heavy pot smokers, but they didn't smoke pot while we were there. I could still smell it everywhere though. Monday: I saw Megan from like 10-2. We played games and went out to eat and stuff, then I had WORK. One of my co-workers gave me some alcoholic candy, it was pretty tasty. Now I'm here. I've drawn a little bit, I still have some reading left to do. WOOOO

Tomorrow: "Be Gay for a Day day." Oh man... I'm seeing Pat tomorrow and going out to lunch with him. I have a new AIM buddy icon that says "I have a new boyfriend." I think I'm prepared for this day. Let's just hope that Pat appreciates my advances.

Greatly anticipating: Day 16: Discreetly give the finger to people all day today.

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