HOLY CRAP ON A STICK POST TIME!
Tuesday: "say nothing today." I failed this day. I hope I don't have to explain why.
Wednesday: "eat and run day." Since I don't think it's cool to eat and run, plus there aren't any sit down restaurants that I have the time to go to (and that I can pay with using my meal plan) I couldn't participate in this day. Yes, I am a loser.
Thursday: "spend some time in a church today." Since I lost the book for a good number of days (wednesday to... today) I really had no idea what this day was. I guess I'll go to the church on campus either this weekend or monday next week... It shouldn't be that bad, right? At least I get to sit in a pue and maybe even give fake confessions to the priest. "I'm sorry father for I have sinned. Yesterday I committed an unforgivable sin. I have imposed my wrath upon children of eight, even five years old. I beat them to death with their own shoes. Why, you ask? WHY? They wouldn't give me back my oreo cookies. I then proceeded to flog a dog that was fat as a hog for trying to steal my pog.........s. I also had sex with an old lady. Not that that's necessarily a sin, except we weren't married, and it wasn't for procreation... oh yeah, and she was a he. ANYWAY. Um... I'm sorry?" I'd like to see him (and Him) forgive me for THAT!
Friday: "learn to speak Swedish day!" I had lots of fun with this one. I only memorized one phrase that is given in the book. Vart ligger den lille gossens rum? Which means: Where is the little boys room? I asked some lady that worked at GFS (the building where I have my spanish class) and she just gave me a look like "what the hell did you just say?" She didn't even respond! So I traipsed off on my way to find den lille gossens rum.
Tomorrow is "play a practical joke day." I wonder... maybe i'll tell Sun that God doesn't really exist. THAT'LL COOK HIS BACON!
Life has been pretty lazy lately. I had two midterms this week, both were pretty simple. I don't really have all that much homework right now, just a few hours or so every few days. Nothing bad... I will have to do a lot of studying for a midterm coming up though. I watched Shang-hai Knights and ordered pizza today. I didn't feel like going outside because:
a. it's cold.
b. Mardi Gras = lots of drunken morons.
c. Outside scares me :( OH NO AIR!
d. i don't want to be accosted by two fat hookers.
My plans for the weekend: to be as lazy as possible and to find my digital camera uploader cord and take/upload/send pictures!
Current Music: No clue, just some extremely beautiful piano music that is making me kind of sad.
Tuesday: "say nothing today." I failed this day. I hope I don't have to explain why.
Wednesday: "eat and run day." Since I don't think it's cool to eat and run, plus there aren't any sit down restaurants that I have the time to go to (and that I can pay with using my meal plan) I couldn't participate in this day. Yes, I am a loser.
Thursday: "spend some time in a church today." Since I lost the book for a good number of days (wednesday to... today) I really had no idea what this day was. I guess I'll go to the church on campus either this weekend or monday next week... It shouldn't be that bad, right? At least I get to sit in a pue and maybe even give fake confessions to the priest. "I'm sorry father for I have sinned. Yesterday I committed an unforgivable sin. I have imposed my wrath upon children of eight, even five years old. I beat them to death with their own shoes. Why, you ask? WHY? They wouldn't give me back my oreo cookies. I then proceeded to flog a dog that was fat as a hog for trying to steal my pog.........s. I also had sex with an old lady. Not that that's necessarily a sin, except we weren't married, and it wasn't for procreation... oh yeah, and she was a he. ANYWAY. Um... I'm sorry?" I'd like to see him (and Him) forgive me for THAT!
Friday: "learn to speak Swedish day!" I had lots of fun with this one. I only memorized one phrase that is given in the book. Vart ligger den lille gossens rum? Which means: Where is the little boys room? I asked some lady that worked at GFS (the building where I have my spanish class) and she just gave me a look like "what the hell did you just say?" She didn't even respond! So I traipsed off on my way to find den lille gossens rum.
Tomorrow is "play a practical joke day." I wonder... maybe i'll tell Sun that God doesn't really exist. THAT'LL COOK HIS BACON!
Life has been pretty lazy lately. I had two midterms this week, both were pretty simple. I don't really have all that much homework right now, just a few hours or so every few days. Nothing bad... I will have to do a lot of studying for a midterm coming up though. I watched Shang-hai Knights and ordered pizza today. I didn't feel like going outside because:
a. it's cold.
b. Mardi Gras = lots of drunken morons.
c. Outside scares me :( OH NO AIR!
d. i don't want to be accosted by two fat hookers.
My plans for the weekend: to be as lazy as possible and to find my digital camera uploader cord and take/upload/send pictures!
Current Music: No clue, just some extremely beautiful piano music that is making me kind of sad.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home