Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Sunday: "count your farts day." I was surprised by this one. I used to fart a lot but I guess I don't fart as much anymore. I am a refined gentleman. I squeaked out about 6 farts all day. Less than the men average of 9, more than the women average of 4. yay!

Monday: "return all of your junkmail day." I didn't get any junkmail, so I had nothing to return. Super easy day. I win.

Tuesday: "pancake day" I gotta make the perfect pancake. Tomorrow I'll head down to the cafeteria for breakfast and try to make the perfect WAFFLE. They don't have pancakes :(

Today: "try foods that scare you day." Haha! Two days in one. I am afraid of EVK food (our cafeteria) and I'm going to the cafeteria tomorrow! This couldn't be any more perfect. Where are the challnging days!

anyway, aside from that. I kicked ass on my spanish final, I have the highest grade in the class (both on the final AND cumulative), I did well on my history final, no grade yet but I filled out the WHOLE book. 10 pages of ESSAYS. There was a BIG huge wasp in my room yesterday... scared the crap out of me because I have a natural dislike for flying stinging bastards. Sun and I trapped it using a ceramic bowl and three (3) sheets of paper! then we scooted it along the floor to the bathroom where we "gingerly" let it out (we let it out through the big grate on the window and then SLAMMED the window shut and ran out of the bathroom back to our room). Fun times!

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