Today: "break a world record day." I wanted to attempt a record that NO ONE had ever attempted because then I'd pretty much be guaranteed success. My record to set: be the first and only person to ever attempt to swim while wearing the maximum number of clothing articles! Now you might be thinking "people fall into the water while wearing clothes all of the time. blah blah I'm a picky assface" but NO! They fall in and try to get OUT, I'd be swimming! So, I had three shirts on, a sweatshirt (i was going to wear my jacket, but I realized water would DESTROY that jacket), shorts, two pairs of pants (one jean and one khaki. more than two pants and i got uncomfortable), three pairs of underwear, three pairs of socks and my shoes! I looked for some gloves to wear, but gloves aren't all that common in southern california :( I went swimming for a grand total of about ten minutes and by then i was fatigued! It's hard to swim with 20 lbs of wet clothes (probably more) weighing you down. I haven't heard any record set for such a stunt, so I WIN! ALL HAIL DANIEL, THE CLOTHES SWIMMER!

Tomorrow: "anonymous letter day." I'm supposed to send a random person a letter that contains five bucks and a picture of me. So what I'll do, is make the letter thing and then walk around my neighborhood and place it in a lucky someone's mailbox (a person that doesn't know me, of course). This should be interesting if they ask around and figure out who the guy in the picture is. WOO!