Tuesday: "first impressions day." I actually asked THREE people to do this for me and only one person wasn't "too busy" to do it. I don't even remember the girl's name... Anyway, here is what she wrote:
You seem like an okay guy but it is a little weird that you go around asking random people for their first impression of you. Maybe you have security issues? This book is pretty cool though and you'd have to be an interesting person to do it like you are.
That's sort of good, yes?
Wednesday: "make a citizen's arrest day." Yeah... who in the world would I arrest around here? All we have are college students and hobos. Hobos don't break any crimes (unless being poor is a crime) and I'm not going to arrest college students for underage drinking (which is VERY abundant. But mostly on Thursdays). So I arrested Megan. She was doing illegal stuff and justice was delivered. I won't say what she was doing here in order to protect her integrity. If you want to know what crime she committed, go ahead and ask her yourself.
Thursday: "Make people notice you today." I didn't comb my hair today. I usually don't comb my hair, but I just kinda... make it not stick out so much after I wake up in the mornings. Today I didn't do that. But I didn't really have a horrible case of bed-head so I looked normal. Oh well. Day = failure.
Friday: "senseless day: sight." I have yet to do this day. But i WILL once I can find someone willing to spend ALL day with me and guide me around. Any volunteers?
Today: "What is the meaning of life day."
life
n. pl. lives (lvz)
1.
a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
Tomorrow: "today return all of your junk mail day." I'll postpone this day until Monday and instead I'll do Monday's original day tomorrow. So, tomorrow REALLY is: "Count your farts day." Fun.
You seem like an okay guy but it is a little weird that you go around asking random people for their first impression of you. Maybe you have security issues? This book is pretty cool though and you'd have to be an interesting person to do it like you are.
That's sort of good, yes?
Wednesday: "make a citizen's arrest day." Yeah... who in the world would I arrest around here? All we have are college students and hobos. Hobos don't break any crimes (unless being poor is a crime) and I'm not going to arrest college students for underage drinking (which is VERY abundant. But mostly on Thursdays). So I arrested Megan. She was doing illegal stuff and justice was delivered. I won't say what she was doing here in order to protect her integrity. If you want to know what crime she committed, go ahead and ask her yourself.
Thursday: "Make people notice you today." I didn't comb my hair today. I usually don't comb my hair, but I just kinda... make it not stick out so much after I wake up in the mornings. Today I didn't do that. But I didn't really have a horrible case of bed-head so I looked normal. Oh well. Day = failure.
Friday: "senseless day: sight." I have yet to do this day. But i WILL once I can find someone willing to spend ALL day with me and guide me around. Any volunteers?
Today: "What is the meaning of life day."
life
n. pl. lives (lvz)
1.
a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
Tomorrow: "today return all of your junk mail day." I'll postpone this day until Monday and instead I'll do Monday's original day tomorrow. So, tomorrow REALLY is: "Count your farts day." Fun.
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