Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Today: "design my own logo day." Okay... to be honest I JUST started this day right now so I won't have a logo ready until tomorrow at the earliest. BUT! I have started planning it and so far the logo will consist of a 'D' and an 'H' and possibly other letters from my name. Good? Good.

Tomorrow: "how politically correct is your circle of friends day." I'll think about this tonight and report on it tomorrow. I think I'll say it's pretty politically correct... of course that depends on who I classify as a "friend"

Anyway, today I woke up, went to work and I saw some mail for me! It was a pamphlet talking about sexual harassment, and what sexual harassment is and how to avoid it and how to report it. I just kept looking at it and giggling at the word "ass" in harassment. Okay, not really, but I know someone who would. Anyway, Emi saw my little pamphlet and became jealous that I received something at work and she didn't and she said I could "kiss her ass," then she found out it was a sexual harassment packet and i started to say she sexually harassed me. SO! I gave myself the duty of reading her every single type of sexual harassment listed in that pamphlet while we were leaving work, in the elevator with 3 other people and even on her walk to the bus stop (sometimes I walk her to her bus stop). Hilarious times.

THEN. I got back to my room and took a 45 minute nap that turned into a 2 hour nap and I missed a class. OOPS. Then I went to lab, easy as usual. When I came back to my room after my lab I stepped on one of my shirts that was on the ground, that's nothing new, I always walk all over my clothes. What WAS new was a popping sound that I heard. So I picked up the shirt and a packet of ketchup BLEW UP and got my floor and shirt all ketchupy! MEGAN, TAKE YOUR KETCHUP PAKCETS NEXT TIME! Now Sun has to vacuum again, geeze.

Right now I'm just wasting time until my test tomorrow, I already studied and I feel pretty well prepared. It should be pretty easy.

The end.

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