What day is it? Sunday? hmmm I guess it HAS been a while since I blogged. Crap. Okay, I'll make the days from the book as concise as possible so you don't have to read that much. Of course, that means they'll be boring. Sacrifices.
Wednesday: No swearing day. I caught myself swearing a few times. Nothing major. Maybe a few asses and one cock. Just like I like my porn. *rimshot* This is as dirty as my post is going to be.
Thursday: "experience christ's plight for yourself day." This day said I can do pretty much ANY of christ's plights, but they suggest crucifixtion. no way I'm going to crucify myself. So what did I do? I tried to heal lepers. Sure, I didn't find any lepers and it's not really considered one of his "plights," but do you know how hard it is to find a leper in this day and age? After my fruitless leper search, I tried to turn water into wine. It was for naught.
Friday: "counterfeiting day." The book provides and $8 fake bill that im supposed to use to buy stuff. I'm tired of cutting the book so I'm going to make a copy of the bill at work on monday and try to give it to people then :-) Wish me luck.
Saturday: "Today become a chocolate junky day." Self explanatory. I ate about 3 bags of m&ms and the rest of my hershey kisses. Good? good.
Today: "TAX FREEDOM DAY." Yes, it's all in caps. I don't do anything today, the book just informs me that starting today, if every other day before this the goverment taxed 100% of my money, then i'd be getting 100% of my money from now on.
Tomorrow: "cleanse your bowels day." Sounds fun...
Things I've done this weekend: Movie with megan, denny's, movie with sun, phone calls (those are still special occasions to me because I don't get all that many ;-)), ESSAY, reading and that's about it. Oh, and it's FREAKING HOT!
Wednesday: No swearing day. I caught myself swearing a few times. Nothing major. Maybe a few asses and one cock. Just like I like my porn. *rimshot* This is as dirty as my post is going to be.
Thursday: "experience christ's plight for yourself day." This day said I can do pretty much ANY of christ's plights, but they suggest crucifixtion. no way I'm going to crucify myself. So what did I do? I tried to heal lepers. Sure, I didn't find any lepers and it's not really considered one of his "plights," but do you know how hard it is to find a leper in this day and age? After my fruitless leper search, I tried to turn water into wine. It was for naught.
Friday: "counterfeiting day." The book provides and $8 fake bill that im supposed to use to buy stuff. I'm tired of cutting the book so I'm going to make a copy of the bill at work on monday and try to give it to people then :-) Wish me luck.
Saturday: "Today become a chocolate junky day." Self explanatory. I ate about 3 bags of m&ms and the rest of my hershey kisses. Good? good.
Today: "TAX FREEDOM DAY." Yes, it's all in caps. I don't do anything today, the book just informs me that starting today, if every other day before this the goverment taxed 100% of my money, then i'd be getting 100% of my money from now on.
Tomorrow: "cleanse your bowels day." Sounds fun...
Things I've done this weekend: Movie with megan, denny's, movie with sun, phone calls (those are still special occasions to me because I don't get all that many ;-)), ESSAY, reading and that's about it. Oh, and it's FREAKING HOT!
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