A Series of Thinks

just a list of "i think thats"

I think that...

...motorcycles aren't that cool. they are just a bicycle with fancy plastic and an engine.
...all motorcycles should be painted pink and have a sign on them that says "I have a small penis."
...if the driver of a motorcycle is a woman, this sign will still say "I have a small penis."
...the greatest invention ever was the alphabet/written word.
...mirrors are also a cool invention. think about it, what DOES a mirror look like?
..."spinnaz" (spinning rims on a car) are the most useless invention.
...driving would be more fun and adventurous without signs.
...it would also be funny if, instead of signs, we had people yelling out what the signs would say.
...it would be even funnier if a big butch looking guy was the exit for Promenade St.
...dogs shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.
...and neither should cats.
...if you see a carrot on the sidewalk, you shouldn't pick it up and eat it.
...police officers are glorified referees, minus the awesome hand gestures.
...if you can make your own quesadillas, you're hot. Unless you're a guy.
...if tuna really is the chicken of the sea, it should be able to fly.