Ah man I feel good/bad right now! Why? Bad because I've been up since 10:30 am MONDAY. But I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to do what I was going to do Saturday night, last night (bad sentence. SHUT UP I DONT CARE) So I'm in a weird state of lethargy and hyperactivity mixed together. That is why I feel good. I'm at that delusional state when you're sleep deprived. That period of time where everything makes sense and yet everything is muddled. Oh, I also just cooked my breakfast. I never eat breakfast let alone cook it. I had yummy pancakes, yummy eggs (scrambled of course) and a delicious glass of orange juice. It was GOOOD. I took a picture of it because I'm a huge nerd. If you want to see what I had for breakfast, all you need to do is ask.

I had stuff planned today... I don't think I'm going to get any of it done. It's probably not safe for me to drive right now. I may feel wide awake but I'm sure my reaction time is a little bit lacking and I don't want to endanger myself and others.

I'll just put it off and do it tomorrow.

Now for a joke I heard that made me laugh:

"Whenever I do something really cool I wait two weeks before telling anyone... Because I like to use the word 'fortnight.'" -The great Dimitri Martin

It's not nearly as funny in text, as 80% of Dimitri Martin's jokes get their hilarity from his dead pan delivery. Oh well. You'll have to see it to laugh.

ps: leather sleeves are cool.