OKAY! Since I've done a ton of bookdays and no updates I might as well tell you about some of them now. I'll keep it "short" so you don't get "bored."
I will also keep track of days by stating what day NUMBER it is.
Day 113: Watch a movie starting with 'F' day. The book provides me with a list of movies that start with 'F.' I must say, a LOT of bad movies start with the letter 'F.' Here are some examples: Fabulous Baker Boys, The, Fabulous Dorseys, The, Fabulous Fleischer, The. Seriously, what's the deal with the "fabulous (insert name here)" movies? They must have been, well, FABULOUS. I ended up watching Fargo. Why? It's an enjoyable movie and those accents just drive me CRAZY, doncha know? Actually, they just make me giggle like a little school girl shopping for her first training bra.
Day 114: Tattoo a banana day! Man this day was fun! The hardest part about this day was finding out what to tattoo onto the banana. Do I tattoo a banana on the banana for a cool dual mirror effect? Do I tattoo a face onto my banana to give it some personality? Do I tattoo muscles on it so people would be afraid of it? You know, like "bite me and I'll fucking kick your ass you banana eating shitface." I just didn't know! What did I come up with? Well, you'll have to wait until I upload the picture, next week. Hopefully.
Day 115: Above the Law pass day. The book provided me with an "above the law pass" which makes me "immune to arrest and prosecution for violation of any civil and/or criminal laws in countries signatory to the Bamako Protocol 1973." I just hope this country is signatory to the Bamako Protocol 1973. If it isn't, everything I say/type from here on out is a complete lie and I cannot be prosecuted in any possible form. The book told me to break a law, so I did. I ran a red light. Yeah, it's a sissy crime but I'm too nice to do anything horrible. I was driving around pretty late and I came up to a red light. I remembered about the day. Patted my pocket with the Above the Law pass. Looked around to make sure NO ONE was around and then I sped on through! I AM A REBEL!
Day 116: Siesta day. My favorite day so far. I took a siesta from 11am to 3pm. That's it. Awesome.
In other news: I'm applying to Chili's on Monday. I'm also trying to find a way to apply to the new Petsmart opening by my house! I can be a Petsmart pal! I already have a slogan picked out. "Be Smart. Be Petsmart." I also have a slogan for Chili's if I get the job there. It goes something like this: "Chili's. No we aren't owned by a chili nor are we owned by a man named Chili. The apostrophe is just there. GET OVER IT!"
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I will also keep track of days by stating what day NUMBER it is.
Day 113: Watch a movie starting with 'F' day. The book provides me with a list of movies that start with 'F.' I must say, a LOT of bad movies start with the letter 'F.' Here are some examples: Fabulous Baker Boys, The, Fabulous Dorseys, The, Fabulous Fleischer, The. Seriously, what's the deal with the "fabulous (insert name here)" movies? They must have been, well, FABULOUS. I ended up watching Fargo. Why? It's an enjoyable movie and those accents just drive me CRAZY, doncha know? Actually, they just make me giggle like a little school girl shopping for her first training bra.
Day 114: Tattoo a banana day! Man this day was fun! The hardest part about this day was finding out what to tattoo onto the banana. Do I tattoo a banana on the banana for a cool dual mirror effect? Do I tattoo a face onto my banana to give it some personality? Do I tattoo muscles on it so people would be afraid of it? You know, like "bite me and I'll fucking kick your ass you banana eating shitface." I just didn't know! What did I come up with? Well, you'll have to wait until I upload the picture, next week. Hopefully.
Day 115: Above the Law pass day. The book provided me with an "above the law pass" which makes me "immune to arrest and prosecution for violation of any civil and/or criminal laws in countries signatory to the Bamako Protocol 1973." I just hope this country is signatory to the Bamako Protocol 1973. If it isn't, everything I say/type from here on out is a complete lie and I cannot be prosecuted in any possible form. The book told me to break a law, so I did. I ran a red light. Yeah, it's a sissy crime but I'm too nice to do anything horrible. I was driving around pretty late and I came up to a red light. I remembered about the day. Patted my pocket with the Above the Law pass. Looked around to make sure NO ONE was around and then I sped on through! I AM A REBEL!
Day 116: Siesta day. My favorite day so far. I took a siesta from 11am to 3pm. That's it. Awesome.
In other news: I'm applying to Chili's on Monday. I'm also trying to find a way to apply to the new Petsmart opening by my house! I can be a Petsmart pal! I already have a slogan picked out. "Be Smart. Be Petsmart." I also have a slogan for Chili's if I get the job there. It goes something like this: "Chili's. No we aren't owned by a chili nor are we owned by a man named Chili. The apostrophe is just there. GET OVER IT!"
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