Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Day 130: Today write a letter to your local newspaper to achieve a high profile in your community day. I actually did this day and used one of the book's suggested topics: Dog poo everywhere. I wrote up a little article about dogs and cats shitting all over the place and what could be done about it and I sent it in to the LA Times. The text document is at my mom's house so I'll post it when I get there :) Sadly, it aws never published :(

Day 131: Defy hierarchy today day. The name of the day explains it all. Say "fuck you" to anyone higher ranking than you if they give you some lip. Fortunately/unfortunately for me I rank the highest in my house/my dad doesn't talk to me much. I didn't really have a chance to spit on authority but I often kept my mind preoccupied with thoughts of telling people to piss off.

Day 132: Lucky number day. My lucky number is 12. This is true! My birthday is in December, which is the 12th month and I have suffered 12th degree burns multiple times! Twelve truly is a number among numbers.

Day 133: Invent a color day. A little known fact: in 1957, French painter Yves Klein invented and patented an especially intence ultramarine blue pigment call International Klein Blue. First off: his color looks like a dark version of periwinkle... and how can you INVENT a color? Seriously... you just combine pigments. I could throw any number of pigments together and say I "invented" a color and patent it. Anyway, I didn't want to give this somewhat dumb day much thought so I rounded up all of the food coloring in my house (blue, green, red, yellow, orange and purple), combined them all together in a measuring cup and named the resulting dark doo doo colored substance... *drumroll* Super Transcendental Shadow Bark Formerly Known as Dark Brown.

Day 134: Today hack into a computer network day. Easy day. I don't really know if it's considered "hacking" but I know of a little program that let's you access programs that are running on another person's computer, gives you admin level access and let's you manipulate those running processes. I didn't do anything bad. All I did was make someone's printer spaz out and print a text file that says "All work and no play makes jack a dull boy" over and over. I R TEH h5x

Day 135: Subtext day. Read into every single thing someone says to you. Read between the lines! I want to SAVE this day until I meet someone who I can easily mess with and make up tons of "read into" things. I bookmarked it. It's SAVED! Who wants to be the victim of this day?

As far as other stuff goes... it doesn't. Any qvestions?

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