Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, February 07, 2004

Hey everyone, this is just a placeholder post. I'm going to do a REAL one tomorrow. It might be long or it might be short depending on how I feel. But here is what it will contain:

My thoughts on stuff.

So uh... you will enjoy? Hopefully.

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Time for a poll.

Should my blog entries be more serious or should I continue with my current type of entries?

OR should I just do whatever the hell I want?

VOTE PEOPLE!

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

YOU GUYS!!! I just found the BEST survey ever. I had to scour the internet (and it came recommended to me from the PRESIDENT!)
I've been working on it for a few hours, here it is:

Name: Daniel

Monday: "patriotism day." I hate patriotism. I was not patriotic. suck my back.

Tuesday: "agree to meet someone in ten years time day." For today (that being today) I chose to meet Megan in ten years time. I only picked her because she made me. Well, not really, she's probably the ONLY ONE OF YOU ASSFACES that I want to see in ten years. ANYWAY. We agreed to meet at 5:17 pm at the Getty museum on February third, 2014. In the event that we have changed beyond recognition we will wear the following identifying articles. Me: a red polka dot bow tie. Her: a daisy in her hair. If she has no hair, it will be behind her right ear. And if I have no neck, the bowtie will be stapled to my chest. We have listed the following topics to be discussed, just in case we have nothing to talk about: The Pixies reunion tour (which we both want to go to), the war on terrorism (boring), JJ's nipple (almost not as boring as war) AND/OR religion/blasphemy. That is always a hot topic amongst young peoples. We both signed the little paper and it shall be done! I will report what happens ten years from now.

Nothing else is really going on. Megan and I are both skipping class tonight (it's raining, no way am I going to get wet with my new socks on) so we can hang out and watch some crappy TV show that she wants to watch... ew.

LOCO LUNA!

We both took some personality quizzes and I was deemed to be an ENFP and Megan was deemed ISFP. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, look here and you can read up ALL about us and how to love us and take care of us and feed us and pet us etc etc. Oh yeah, those aren't our REAL test results, but those are ones that either we or others picked out to be the ones that fit us best.

TOMORROW IS: "plastic fantastic day." I'm supposed to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon and have him tell me how he can improve my face. Then I get to improve my punching on his face. This day scares me greatly.

Sunday, February 01, 2004

Friday: "kill something day." I didn't actively go out of my way to kill something, but I did step on a snail in the morning while I was walking around doing my errands. I didn't go back to check if it was dead, but I'm pretty sure it was. Poor snail. You will live on forever in my heart and between the sole of my shoe.

Saturday: "pretend to be a secret agent day." This was was a cinch. I stayed in HQ most of the time waiting for the boss to send me on a secret mission. I waited and waited for the rendezvous point and around 2:00 pm the boss (my stomach) told me to go on a mission to acquire some, as he put it "delicious snacky yum yums to fill my innards." Yeah... I don't really like how he talks, and being bossed around by a useless bag full of acid is none to pleasant either. Anyway, to appease Mr. Stomago I took a trip to the nearest ethnic food court. They have everything there! I bought a huge sub sandwich (which was good for both lunch AND dinner) for $6 and proceeded home. On my way home I could have sworn I spotted a spy helicopter, but it was just a big bird. Talk about sneaky Russians. With the mission complete the boss was pretty quiet for the rest of the day save the occassional rumbling which was quickly remedied by a few strips of jerked beef.

Sunday: "add a line to the worlds longest poem day." I just did this one RIGHT now. I wasn't given very good material to work off of but my line was "it was a rare razor leaf, it cut deep." Cool, eh?

Tomorrow is "patriotism day" where I get to pick a country to be patriotic for! The choices are as listed: France, United Kingdom, Nigeria, Russia, Moldova or China. Which one should I choose?