Sunday: "don't say 'yes' or 'no' day" I messed this day up... I don't even remember exactly when I said "no" but I know I did. It's habit!! Not my fault! I'm only human, right? So get off of my case before I DESTROY YOU. You try not saying "yes" or "no" all day. Prepare to go CRAZY as you monitor every single thing you say and filter out the greatest of words. Those two words.......... I missed them :(

Monday: "choose your final meal on death row and make it day." Talk about a depressing day. I'll tell you what my final meal ON death row would be and what my final meal on death row WAS. What it would be: The worlds best carnitas and the worlds most delectable tortilla soup (i love that stuff). Umm... I'd probably have some sort of rare or endangered animal killed and cooked just for me. Maybe i'd eat some sort of rare fruit. Then I'd get a poisoned drink, very poisoned so it'd kill me the instant I drank it. I can just picture it, the executioner walking down the halls thinking to himself "i get to kill somebody, i get to kill somebody" humming some death song, and then he comes to my cell and i'm DEAD! HAHA! THAT'D RUIN HIS DAY! My meal WAS: a cup of campbells chunky sirloin vegetable soup. mm.m......

Tueday: "dial a phone number at random and read this script with a deep southern accent day." AH CRAP! I forgot to do today! I'll do it tomorrow, this day sounds really fun. I get to preach the gospel to some random person (most likely on campus since i can't dial out of the school)!!! WOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo. I will give updates.

tomorrow is "ignore today day." That should be easy, I do that every day.

Aside from the book and all that, not much else is going on. Valentine's Day is coming up, but I'm not all that stoked for it. I've never really liked Valentines... and I don't really have much of a reason to enjoy it this year, but I DO have a few surprises planned for... people ;-)

I actually forgot to post after that last one and THAT IS WHY I haven't posted yet. So here goes:

Wednesday: "Plastic fantastic day." I was to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon and see what he recommends. First off: I don't think so. Second of all: how would I get to a plastic surgeons office? They probably have one on campus or something considering the amount of people here that are physically augmented. Anyway, I didn't participate in this day because it probably would have taken up too much time.

Thursday: "barter day." The name is pretty self-explanatory. You barter for everything instead of using money. I didn't participate in this day all that much because I didn't even read the book to see what day it was until about 6pm after I had already done all of my "shopping" (food). But I DID do one successful barter! I traded a stick of gum for a strip of jerked beef with my roommate. Stuff tastes better when it doesn't have the stench of money on it. ;-) I highly suggest that everyone start to barter so we can slowly phase money out.

Friday: "things you will never do before you die day." This day takes FOREVER. There is a list of about 300 activities in very small print with small check-boxes next to them and I had to go through every one and check the boxes off on things that I'll never do. I'd list them all but that would probably take hours to type so I'll just list a few.


Daniel's NEVER to do list

Become world chess champion
Wear a rucksack
Become a fitness instructor
Use the term "solutionize"
Learn to live with gnats
Invade a small country
Meet Santa ( :( )
Shoot the last buffalo
Beat Bjorn Borg at tennis
Have sex with my clone
Win top prize for my verruca
Think the unthinkable
Talk dirty to a flower
Other

There are tons more, that's just a little portion of the list.

Saturday: "choose what you'd prefer to be reincarnated as day." The book has a lot of pictures of various things and I have to choose which one I want to be reincarnated as! I picked a stegosaurus. Yeah, I know they are stupid and extinct, but I'd be the ONLY ONE and people would WORSHIP ME!!! Plus I could have a cool name like Steg or Stego and I would star in Eggo commercials. "Hey Stego, leggo my eggo." or "Steggo my eggo, the awesome new flavor. It's a blast from the PREHISTORIC PAST!" Of course, my parents might give me a shitty dinosaur name like Steve, but then I'd just impale them on one of my many horns/back scales.

Today is "you can't say the words 'yes' or 'no.'" Um... I can't use those words. I can circumvent them and say things like "Not especially." blah blah. This day should be a cinch.