HOLY CRAP ON A STICK POST TIME!

Tuesday: "say nothing today." I failed this day. I hope I don't have to explain why.

Wednesday: "eat and run day." Since I don't think it's cool to eat and run, plus there aren't any sit down restaurants that I have the time to go to (and that I can pay with using my meal plan) I couldn't participate in this day. Yes, I am a loser.

Thursday: "spend some time in a church today." Since I lost the book for a good number of days (wednesday to... today) I really had no idea what this day was. I guess I'll go to the church on campus either this weekend or monday next week... It shouldn't be that bad, right? At least I get to sit in a pue and maybe even give fake confessions to the priest. "I'm sorry father for I have sinned. Yesterday I committed an unforgivable sin. I have imposed my wrath upon children of eight, even five years old. I beat them to death with their own shoes. Why, you ask? WHY? They wouldn't give me back my oreo cookies. I then proceeded to flog a dog that was fat as a hog for trying to steal my pog.........s. I also had sex with an old lady. Not that that's necessarily a sin, except we weren't married, and it wasn't for procreation... oh yeah, and she was a he. ANYWAY. Um... I'm sorry?" I'd like to see him (and Him) forgive me for THAT!

Friday: "learn to speak Swedish day!" I had lots of fun with this one. I only memorized one phrase that is given in the book. Vart ligger den lille gossens rum? Which means: Where is the little boys room? I asked some lady that worked at GFS (the building where I have my spanish class) and she just gave me a look like "what the hell did you just say?" She didn't even respond! So I traipsed off on my way to find den lille gossens rum.

Tomorrow is "play a practical joke day." I wonder... maybe i'll tell Sun that God doesn't really exist. THAT'LL COOK HIS BACON!

Life has been pretty lazy lately. I had two midterms this week, both were pretty simple. I don't really have all that much homework right now, just a few hours or so every few days. Nothing bad... I will have to do a lot of studying for a midterm coming up though. I watched Shang-hai Knights and ordered pizza today. I didn't feel like going outside because:
a. it's cold.
b. Mardi Gras = lots of drunken morons.
c. Outside scares me :( OH NO AIR!
d. i don't want to be accosted by two fat hookers.

My plans for the weekend: to be as lazy as possible and to find my digital camera uploader cord and take/upload/send pictures!

Current Music: No clue, just some extremely beautiful piano music that is making me kind of sad.

Wednesday: two days in one! "dial a phone number at random and read this script with a deep southern accent day." AND "ignore today day"
Instead of writing about wednesday I'll record what happened. I dialed a random number, it was some girl on campus and here's what happened: download here and yes, I know I am a complete nerd. As for the rest of the day. Well, there's not much to say because I ignored it.

Thursday: "Nauru awareness day." Nauru is a tiny island all alone in the middle of the Pacific. Today I was to recognize Nauru as a nation and let them know that I know they exist. The book suggests sending a post card but I decided to send an e-mail to the presidential office. It was one of those lame AOL e-card things and it had a picture of a penguin hugging and iceburg or something like that. for the text I put "I will always remember you." No response e-mail, it probably got sent through some junk filter thing. Oh well.

Friday: "tonight control your dreams." My task was to control my dreams (obviously) by thinking about a hedgehog an aeroplane and a midget ALL day long. I thought about that stuff but I didn't have any dreams about them :( The only dream I could remember involved stuff I probably shouldn't talk about in a public blog.

Saturday: "be on the lookout for the paranormal!" I think LA is the CENTER of the paranormal in the universe. Everything from entertaining bums to entertaining prostitutes ALL the way to entertaining hobo prostitute, it has everything strange. The only paranormal thing that happened to me today was on my way back from walking Heather back to her room at 1 a.m and being accosted by two fat hookers. Yep. That's it.

Sunday: "today write to a dictator to stop torture." I wrote the letter but I haven't mailed it yet. Mail doesn't go out on Sunday and tomorrow is a federal holiday so it won't go out today. Sorry all of you tortured people of Estonia, your liberation will have to wait a few days because our presidents were born around this time. :(

Monday: "give little tasks to everyone around you today." The book gives me a page where i can cut out little tasks to everyone I meet today. I haven't done this day yet because i didnt want to cut up the book. I'll photocopy the page tomorrow and do the day wednesday. Or maybe I'll do it tomorrow which is "say nothing today." That'd be extra hilarious. I'd just give someone a task and not explain it. AWESOME!

As for stuff aside from the book: I saw a movie with heather, that was fun. Valentine's day was the typical valentines day, nothing happened. I DID get two valentines though, one from megan and one from my RA, Brian. Oh yeah, and Megan baked me cookies. DELISH.