Wednesday: TWO days in one, "pancake day" and "try foods that scare you day." Easy enough, I went down to EVK at 8 in the morn before my class and I made myself a WAFFLE (instead of a pancake, we don't have the option to make a pancake). I must say it was nearly perfectly golden brown. I pured the batter onto the USC custom waffle iron... it makes your waffles say "USC" on them, narcissism at it's best. Anyway, it actually didn't take very long but I kept wanting to peek into the waffle iron to see how it was progressing, but if you do that, the waffle is RUINED! I'm going to invent a waffle iron that is see through on the top so you can see how your waffle is cooking. Holy crap that's a good idea! Maybe I should really consider inventing it. Anyway, a few minutes later I opened the iron and delicious smelling smoke wafted to my nostrils. And there it was, amonst the fog, THE GREAT WAFFLE OF EL DORADO. The lost waffle of gold. I covered it in butter (not TOO much butter) and a nice amount of maple syrup and endulged. As for the food that scare me, I tried some of the gross nasty looking super runny eggs-from-a-giant-metal-bin at EVK. You know the type I'm talking about. The one that looks like Big Bird shat into a container and fried it. They weren't that bad after I put a lot of salt on them.
Thursday: "Rock N' Roll day." I was supposed to live the "heavy metal lifestyle at its most decadent," which involved lots of coke doing and fire setting. since I dont have access to coke and I don't know anyone who deals coke (that is still alive) I had to compensate. SO instead, I carried a bag of sugar around with me and every once in a while I did "lines" which consisted of me dipping my finger into the bag and eating some yummy sugar. I must admit I think I was starting to get a sugar high by the end of the day. Instead of burning stuff, I made Sun touch his super hot desk lamp, effectively burning his finger. I also turned my system volume all the way up and hurt my ear drums, but I did something uncharacteristic of a rock star, I wore headphones out of consideration for Sun... OH WELL. I can't be pure badass all day long. Maybe 23/7 but not 24/7.
Friday: "Decide what Skills to pass on in your family." I had to think hard about this day. I don't really have any "trade skills" except for the ability to trip over any non flat surface. Yeah, that's not going to get anyone anywhere. So I thought and I thought and I decided on passing on my technique for opening condiment bottles, specifically that of mustard. Most people try to take the plastic part off and struggle with that for a bit. But the SECRET is, twist the cap and the plastic will pop right off! Yeah... nothing spectacular, but most people I know don't do that. It's better than passing on soccer "skills" that seem to run in my family. BAH!
Saturday: "Are you psychic day." This day should be called "do you possess psychokinetic powers" as the task is to try to move objects with your mind. Anyway, I tried various things. The TV, the computer, a coke can from all the way across the room and a fly. The only one that worked was the fly... I guess I can only move tiny objects with my mind. :(
Sunday: "Order an impossible pizza." I decided to change this day up a bit. Instead of call a pizza place and order an impossible pizza, I called up my old job (Togo's, a sandwich place) and ordered an impossible pizza. They hung up on me after I started talking about what kind of pizza I wanted. Here's how it went:
Guy: Togo's sandwich shop, how may I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza.
Guy: I'm sorry sir, we don't have pizzas here. We do have hot subs though.
Me: I want a large pepperoni, cheese, bana...
Guy: We don't sell pizza here, sir.
Me: na, cookie dough ice cream, mustard, pean<click>ut butter...
I didn't recognize the guys voice but I PRAY it was Mike... my ex boss. I hate that ass.
Monday: "today find out how symmetrical you are day." My symmetry rating = 128.35. Figure out what that means for yourself. Let me just say, according to the book, it's not good at all. :(
Tuesday: "prepare convenient circles everywhere you habitually go day." Oh man, this day was easy. Since I didn't really have plans today (well I did, but even if they did work out I probably wouldn't have left the house) SO I put a circle at the foot of my bed (out of socks) a circle at the bottom of the stairs (also out of socks). I then went to the kitchen and got some string, put that around my feet at that spot and then I put a circle around the computer chair! And I was pretty set for the day. I had string with me just in case I needed to make more circles. I only made one more and that was in the bathroom. The circles out of string I just brought along with me (my feet dragging them along). Easy.
Today, Wednesday: "break a world record day." hmmm I'll have to think about what record I want to break.
In other news: I've done NOTHING over break! uh... I made a pizza today. I took pictures but for some reason USC wont let me upload them right now so I'll try again tomorrow. It was DELICIOUS. Anyway, I like doing absolutely nothing and not worrying about school work. I was told that my break is almost half over by SOMEONE (Kira) and I think she just wants to rain on my parade. I wish break was a week longer!
I should sleep... it's almost 4:30 in the morning.
