Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, April 03, 2004

Hey everyone! It's currently 12:39 and I've been awake since 11:00 so I figured I'd tell you all what i've done so far! WOOOOOHOOO!

11:00 - I woke up, put on a shirt and some shorts, imagined I was on a rollercoaster, almost mentally threw up but then I remembered that that wouldn't be good, went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, relieved myself, and then I took a shower! In the shower I washed my hair, washed my face/arms/legs and everything in between. After the whole cleansing process in the shower, I went to the sink and I put shaving cream on my face and I SHAVED! WHOA. I still haven't bought a thing to hold the razor, so I'm just holding this itty bitty 1 inch long 1 centimeter wide blade in my hand and dragging that across my face. I am hardcore.

11:30 - After all of that craziness I went to EVK for some breakfast. I had eggs, tater tots, pancakes, bacon and orange juice. Yummy. Okay, not that yummy, but it IS the best food that they have there. After breakfast I checked for some mail but, of course, I didn't have any. On my way back to my dorm room I saw some flowers so I decided to smell them. Well, I saw ONE flower and it didn't smell very good... oh well. Screw the people that advocate stopping to smell the flowers.

12:04 - With my stomach full of food and my nose full of nasty smelling flower crap I decided to clean my room. My room was a MESS. Tons of clothes all over the place, tons of crap under my bed, ketchup splattered across some papers, grape juice stuck to the inside of my desk (from when I spilled it two nights ago) and various other crap. I also made my bed and it looks AWESOME go bed go! I was going to vacuum but Sun came back and he always likes to do that.

12:39 - I started to blog and then I remembered I needed to make my personal logo. So I worked on that and I actually made two of them! Then Candiss came over and she distracted Sun and me for almost an hour and just NOW (at 1:33) am I back to blogging. Geeze. The logos are done, I'll post both of them! I tried to get a transparency layer for them so if they don't look too high quality, blame it on that. And if it looks really bad, I'll just post the originals with non transparent backgrounds.

Next up: lunch/nap/reading

Logos:

hmm the transparency does add a weird effect to them... oh well. Just imagine all of the border lines and such are smooth ;-)

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Today: "design my own logo day." Okay... to be honest I JUST started this day right now so I won't have a logo ready until tomorrow at the earliest. BUT! I have started planning it and so far the logo will consist of a 'D' and an 'H' and possibly other letters from my name. Good? Good.

Tomorrow: "how politically correct is your circle of friends day." I'll think about this tonight and report on it tomorrow. I think I'll say it's pretty politically correct... of course that depends on who I classify as a "friend"

Anyway, today I woke up, went to work and I saw some mail for me! It was a pamphlet talking about sexual harassment, and what sexual harassment is and how to avoid it and how to report it. I just kept looking at it and giggling at the word "ass" in harassment. Okay, not really, but I know someone who would. Anyway, Emi saw my little pamphlet and became jealous that I received something at work and she didn't and she said I could "kiss her ass," then she found out it was a sexual harassment packet and i started to say she sexually harassed me. SO! I gave myself the duty of reading her every single type of sexual harassment listed in that pamphlet while we were leaving work, in the elevator with 3 other people and even on her walk to the bus stop (sometimes I walk her to her bus stop). Hilarious times.

THEN. I got back to my room and took a 45 minute nap that turned into a 2 hour nap and I missed a class. OOPS. Then I went to lab, easy as usual. When I came back to my room after my lab I stepped on one of my shirts that was on the ground, that's nothing new, I always walk all over my clothes. What WAS new was a popping sound that I heard. So I picked up the shirt and a packet of ketchup BLEW UP and got my floor and shirt all ketchupy! MEGAN, TAKE YOUR KETCHUP PAKCETS NEXT TIME! Now Sun has to vacuum again, geeze.

Right now I'm just wasting time until my test tomorrow, I already studied and I feel pretty well prepared. It should be pretty easy.

The end.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Monday: "call gino's restaurant and make a reservation for the fourth of july 2005 day." Okay, I actually did call them (using my free 15 minute calling cards, compliments of Lucy), I called EARLY, well more like 2 pm my time (which is 5 pm there) and they pretty much immediately hang up on me once I told them I wanted to make reservations for that day. I guess there are a lot of people following the book and they got a TON of calls asking for the same reservation date as I did a few weeks ago. DAMN THOSE PEOPLE DOING THE DAYS ON TIME!

Tuesday: "wear shoes that are too small for you so when you take your shoes off at the end of the day you are extremely relieved day." I practically do this every day. Except I'm relieved because my shoes give me horrible blisters on the back of my feet. So when I take my shoes off it gives my heels a chance to cool off and it feels GREAT! That might be the only reason why I havent bought new shoes.

Tomorrow: "Design my own logo day." I GET TO DESIGN MY LOGO! SWEET! This day might seem kind of odd, but to tell the truth, Sun (my roommate) designed his own personal logo many years ago... NARCISSIST!

Other news: I think I'm sick. Thanks Megan. Speaking of Megan, I think she's going crazy, she just started laughing for about ten minutes straight for NO REASON earlier today... it was weird and she scared Sun. I helped Heather design a poster thing for Target, bah, real art majors asking me for help? I must be good... (not). Umm... I wrote an essay on Japanese baseball today. Yes. Japanese baseball. So relevant to life. It was an easy essay though and I got to use the word "proclivities"

AND! BEST NEWS OF ALL! ARCHBISHOP DESMOND TUTU is visiting campus tomorrow! Maybe I'll go check out his speech!
ps: i'm aware of the crappiness of the gif, I'm too lazy to clean it up.

Monday, March 29, 2004

This is fun for a bit

Thursday: "see more of the world, take your bus one stop too far and walk back, discovering new stuff on the way day." I WAS going to do this day but I didn't want to do it by myself. SO I was hoping SOMEONE would come with me, but no one wanted to. Day: failed.

Friday: "call your kindergarten and ask them if they've found your rattle. Explain you lost it a few years ago but just remembered about it today. Emphasize how important it is to your psychological health that they find it day." My dad has the number to my kindergarten, once he gets back from Norway (or whatever other snowy place he went to), I'll get it from him. Day: in progress.

Saturday: "get a hobby day!" My hobby is now writing. What do I write? Just whatever. If I deem anything I write worthy of being read by others, I'll post it. Day: complete.

Sunday: "Express your views day." This day I'm supposed to go to http://www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com and go to the "express yourself" link and send an e-mail to benrik expressing my views! Here it is:

Dear Benrik,
I feel that chihuahuas should no longer be bred. They are loud and annoying. Yipping whenever I walk into the room.
I also feel that sausage should be the official food of SOMEWHERE. Where? It doesn't matter. Sausage just needs some respect, it is always playing second fiddle to that hotshot bacon.

Cheers,
Daniel Herrera
Day: complete.

Tomorrow: "Reserve a table at Gino's for 8 pm on the 4th of July of next year." This is SO cruel haha. Keep in mind this restaurant is in LOUISIANA! and EVERYONE with the book will make a reservation and 8 pm on July 4th of 2005. Oh god haha, this is going to be so bad for that restaurant. Awesome :) Day: will be done.

It has been brought to my attention that I blog too much of the book and not enough of my life... FINE! Here you go: Cory was gone for a few days, he was at a wedding. I thought he died.
Heather finally came back from spring break, she had both mono AND strep throat. I thought she died too. I was actually going to call her tomorrow if I hadn't heard from her. Megan is sick, too. Maybe something is going around?
I did a lot of photoshop work over the weekend, mostly stuff for fun, nothing spectacular, message me if you want to see it (chances are you have already have seen it).
Sun was gone all weekend, so I was pretty much all alone (Katie, Megan, Heather and a few other people were gone as well, so even if I WANTED to do something, I couldn't). Luckily Kira was around most of the weekend and she even called a few times (which is always fun), even though her eye is all twitchy (take your vitamins!;-)).
Hope and Lucy were supposed to visit on Thursday. But due to whatever, they couldn't.
I decided to open up an adult themed doughnut shop. Doughnuts will be given perverted names. Best idea I've ever had.
Plus various random things.