Today: "invent a new way of peeling potatoes day." Okay, I'll be the first to admit that my way isn't very practical, but it can be loads of fun for those unruly kids and will actually make then WANT to peel potatoes! Sounds impossible, doesn't it? WELL It'S NOT! What you do is draw stitch lines along the potato (so it looks like a dirty baseball) and then play baseball with the kids. When your kid hits a whopper and the potato goes smashing through a window, you collect the glass shards and use those to peel the potato. Then you get a new "ball" and continue to play until all your potatoes are peeled! Wait a sec, does this mean that peeling potatoes with your kids can make you a good parent? HELL FUCKING YEA BITCH! You get to play with your kids, teach them valuable potato skinning habits AND have mashed potatoes all in one! This is the best invention ever, all you need to do is buy my patented Potato Bat and Extra Shatter Potato Peeler Glass for every one of your (and possibly your neighbor's) windows! The best peeled potatoes this side of Soviet Russia, for a one time cost of ~$700 (plus the cost of repairing Potato Bat and Extra Shatter Potato Peeler Glass). BUY NOW!

Tomorrow: "make your will day." I already have some requests pending on who wants what for me, I guess I'll wing the rest and will my stuff to whoever I feel is deserving.

Okay, so I was told my blog post was too short. FINE. Let me detail EVERY SINGLE thing that happened today.
I woke up at 8:00. Went back to sleep. Woke up at 8:15, went back to sleep. Woke up at 8:30, went back to sleep. Woke up at 8:45, went back to sleep. Woke up at 8:55, went to work! At work I: organized stuff, made copies, created like 10 different calendars EACH day full of crappy information, it took forever, but it really wasn't THAT bad.

After the whole calendar fiasco, yes I know it wasn't a fiasco, Emi and I went to commons and bought FOOOOOOD. She had some white chicken chili stuff that I made a joke about but I forgot. You can rest assured it was damn hilarious though. On our way back to work, in the elevator, Emi CORNERED ME in the elevator... and when I get cornered, I get punchy and I punched her face 7 times, apologizing after each punch. Actually, i said something more along the lines like "why are you cornering me?" then she said "showing you my sexual prowess (or some other word starting with a 'p')" then i mentioned intercourse and big laughs were had. It reminded me of being on a submarine, only I've never been on a submarine. Isn't that weird?

After work, I came back to my room, then it was history discussion time where we talked about marriage in Korea. If you thought wedding ceremonies in America were full of dumb traditions (which it is), wait until you hear about the wedding ceremonies in Korea! No, I won't tell you about them, go pick up a book or something. THEN! I didn't go to my earthquakes lab because I didn't have one this week! YES! But i still have some online stupid lab thing to do that Katie informs me is a "pain in the ass." Lovely.

After that rousing session of no earthquakes lab I sat down. And then I... uh... played around on the internet and chatted with people then it was DINNER! Yay for dinner. Dinner was tasty. More internet time wasting, more chatting, messed around with my planet project for a bit, phone call, went downstairs to get a small snack (sunflower seeds) and checked my mail. Saw that I had a postcard from OSLO (yes, that foreign place) that my dad had sent me about two weeks ago... more internet chatting, phone call again blah blah and now here I am! There, now do you have a clear picture of my day? You voyeuristic pigs.

Today: the jerkholes over at the Dhaka Foreign Exchance won't take anything other than credit card or cash trade-ins and I don't have a credit card, only a debit card :( WOE IS ME! I'll save this day for when I get back home and I'll ask my dad if I can buy 100 takas using his credit card, I'm sure he'll say yes. He usually goes along with my random stupid things. :-D

Tomorrow: "today, invent a new way of peeling potatoes day." Ah crap... this sounds like it might be hard. I will have to do some MASSIVE thinking for this one.

I just looked at the day after that and I get to make my will. nothing says "i love you" like preparing for your death! What do you all want from me?

Fancy water. Read it, it's actually quite cool.

Megan came over today, we hung out for a while. Super fun! I worked on my planet/star thing a bit more, sun's is kicking my ass but if you think about it we both suck because right now we're just biting off of another dude... oh well. One's own style comes from mimicking and modifying another. Of course, Sun and I already have distinctive styles and it's already visible even in our recreation of another person's work. I'm gonna have to step it up a notch if I want to beat his though, hehe. Oh, the thing I made today was a cool gaseous type planet that Megan helped me with. It's pretty sweet :-D

I don't have earthquakes lab tomorrow! Well, I do have it, I just don't have to be there, it's an online lab that isn't due until next week! Super awesome! I DO have work at 9 am though... barf.

damn, i had something humorous to say but i forgot. oops. well, BE BORED! HAHA!

YOU are BLACK.

You know your music, your movies, your culture, and
your roots.

Shake what ya mama gave ya.


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BOOYA! That quiz was made by Ashley and I only knew most of the answers because some of the old school references and ranting that Ashley does. I also guessed on a fair amount, but I'm still black. AIIGHT?!

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!

and a YEEEAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!! for John

Today: "primal scream day." Day successful, and yes I yelled out loud and not just in my blog. Cody (guy on my floor) was yelling so I started yelling with him, it was fun.

Tomorrow: "help collapse a currency day." I'm supposed to call Dhaka Foreign Exchance (88 02) 9667712-3 and convert about 2 of my US dollars to 100 Bangladeshi Taka (58tk to the US dollar). THEN I'm supposed to sell them on December 31 at 4:55 PM. If every purchaser of the book does that, the taka won't be worth the paper it's printed on. I kinda feel bad about this, but the book informs me that: "The IMF and the World Bank will step in and restore financial and economic stability. In the process, they'll probabaly get rid of a couple of unnecessary social programs as well, so you'll be doing Bangladesh a good turn." Awesome!

I've been working more on the whole space art stuff. Why space art? Because you can pretty much do anything you want and it'll look fine, plus I found tutorials for planets and stars that were very useful ;-) But I learned some new techniques that I can apply elsewhere! Pretty awesome if you ask me. I'm starting a large, ongoing project that I'll just add to when I get inspired. Hopefully it turns out well.

Some random girl who read my blog in passing messaged me today and asked me the name of the book. The book being "This Book Will Change Your Life." Everyone loves this book, hehe.

A quick question for you readers: Is it ok to put ketchup on tomatoes in a burger? Isn't that like adding tomato to tomato? It seems kind of pointless to me... like adding salt to a salt lick. Hey! This salt lick isn't salty enough, let's add more salt!

LINKS:
I feel great! make sure to watch the other movies there as well, they are great.
The longest movie ever.

Friday: "wrong side of tracks/electric fence day." I didn't do this day for reasons stated previously... sorry.

Saturday: "send a message in morse code." First I want to say that since I didn't release a red balloon on Friday (or Thursday) I went to The Paperclip, bought a red balloon and then went to the supermarket and got it filled with HELIUM! Then I released it into the sky. Fun stuff, really. As for morse code, I waited until it was dark outside, and then I procrastinated for a few hours, and then it was REALLY dark. Sun was gone and I was all alone in my room and I was looking for a flashlight or some sort of device to send out morse code signals but to no avail. Then I got a brilliant idea! I'll just use my room light! So I flipped the light on and off, on and off and i said: ..-. .- -. -.-. -.-- / ... --- --. / ..-. ..- -. ..--.. which translates into "Fancy some fun?" Sadly, there was no response.

Today: "measure your biceps day." Oh yay, talk about fun. My biceps are small and puny, anyway... 16 inch biceps. Holy crap, I'm hardcore. The book says between 10 to 20 inches: Average to good. YES!

Tomorrow: "primal scream day." I get to scream. Primally. I have a choice of three screams: YEEEEAAAAARRRGGHHHH!, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRG!, or WHOOOOOOOOOAAARRRR!!!!!. I'm leaning towards WHOOOOOOOOAAAARRR!!!.

I saw The Last Samurai on Friday with Sun, Candiss and about 20 other people that I was just recently introduced to. It was actually a very good movie and I enjoyed it. Tom Cruise did a pretty good job with the acting and he played his part well. I know a lot of you don't like him, but he was good ;-)

The shirt, as predicted, is a total babe magnet. When I wore it on Friday I had THREE girls approach me about it. One was just some random girl that was walking behimd me as I was walking to commons, she said "nice shirt!" blah blah blah "the lightning bolts emphasize how badass he is, haha I love it!" more blah blah, and then it attracted two more girls from class! And, they also quoted the back and said they loved it. Great shirt. I love you shirt. Okay, I don't really love it THAT much but it's cool. :)

I was playing with photoshop today and I made a planet with stars and stuff, HERE it is:

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