Monday: "cleanse your bowels day." I didn't do this day on purpose, but I just happened to eat some food that had MSG in it and... well... that pretty much cleansed my bowels after about four hours post ingestion. Yeah, not a fun day.

Tuesday: "various relatives day." It's combining father's day, mother's day, grandparent's day and any other relative's day ALL in one! I didn't do this day until Wednesday because I had to get in contact with my mom to get my relatives addresses. I sent out cards to my Grandmother Marge, my Uncle David and my Aunt Patty because those are the only one's whose addresses my mother knew off the top of her head. I wonder if I'll get a response and if they will think I'm more strange than they already do. 8-)

Wednesday: "today, lie to someone about your past day." EASY! I'm the best at lying, according to some of you. So, it can't be too hard to lie about my past, right? Well... I lied not to someone (mostly because no one inquired about my past) but I lied on my test about my past. Does that count? I made it sound like I was some ultra cool kid that did super bad stuff. Sure, I did bad stuff when i was little, but not REALLY bad stuff like killing cats or not saying my daily prayers.

Today: "But my intentions are good day." haha this should be fun, I have to end every conversation with anyone on any subject with these reassuring words: "but my intentions are good." Oh boy, this could be hilarious or it could get really old, really fast. We'll have to see.

Tomorrow: "globalization day." I just gotta surf the internet and chat rooms and make friends with someone on the other side of the world. EASY!

Ummmmmm. I made some stuff in photoshop. No more space stuff lately, i'm not inspired enough to do that, but what i did do was some basic photo manipulation and I also drew an OLD cartoon fish that I learned to draw in second grade. Except now i was able to shade it up all nice and neat and I think it looks rather ok. :-)
I kicked ass on my spanish final oral thing and composition. The teacher asked most students 4 oral questions, but she only asked me one (two if you want to be technical) and then said "you answered the first one so well and you talked so much that I don't think I need to ask you any more questions." I think that's a good thing, yes? Hopefully.

What day is it? Sunday? hmmm I guess it HAS been a while since I blogged. Crap. Okay, I'll make the days from the book as concise as possible so you don't have to read that much. Of course, that means they'll be boring. Sacrifices.

Wednesday: No swearing day. I caught myself swearing a few times. Nothing major. Maybe a few asses and one cock. Just like I like my porn. *rimshot* This is as dirty as my post is going to be.

Thursday: "experience christ's plight for yourself day." This day said I can do pretty much ANY of christ's plights, but they suggest crucifixtion. no way I'm going to crucify myself. So what did I do? I tried to heal lepers. Sure, I didn't find any lepers and it's not really considered one of his "plights," but do you know how hard it is to find a leper in this day and age? After my fruitless leper search, I tried to turn water into wine. It was for naught.

Friday: "counterfeiting day." The book provides and $8 fake bill that im supposed to use to buy stuff. I'm tired of cutting the book so I'm going to make a copy of the bill at work on monday and try to give it to people then :-) Wish me luck.

Saturday: "Today become a chocolate junky day." Self explanatory. I ate about 3 bags of m&ms and the rest of my hershey kisses. Good? good.

Today: "TAX FREEDOM DAY." Yes, it's all in caps. I don't do anything today, the book just informs me that starting today, if every other day before this the goverment taxed 100% of my money, then i'd be getting 100% of my money from now on.

Tomorrow: "cleanse your bowels day." Sounds fun...

Things I've done this weekend: Movie with megan, denny's, movie with sun, phone calls (those are still special occasions to me because I don't get all that many ;-)), ESSAY, reading and that's about it. Oh, and it's FREAKING HOT!