Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Friday, May 28, 2004

I did FOUR days from the book today. Since it was MIA for a few... weeks I figure I have to double/triple/quadruple up on days to catch up! I won't be able to do multiple days every day because some days need a whole day and it'd be impractical to do more than one. I took PICTURES of what I did today but the thing I use to upload pictures onto my computer is at my Dad's, so I'll have to go get that tomorrow and THEN there will be pictures and the story about my day.

Aside from that, I'll hopefully have a job by next week at either Brugel's Bagels (a bagel shoppe, who would've guessed?) OR Ralph's (a grocery store). I'd probably rather work at Ralph's doing the graveyard shift and being a stockboy or something. That way I can still be lazy all day while getting a hearty workout at night. Then collapsing into an exhausted sleep and waking up lusciously awake. Sounds tantalizing. Here's hoping!

ps: obviously this means i found the book.

Sunday, May 23, 2004

Wow it's almost been a week since my last entry, but that's because I've been avoiding my blog and avoiding "the book." Why? BECAUSE I CANT FIND IT! I also lost my backpack, and I'm pretty sure the book is in my backpack. So, once I find my backpack, I find the book. I guess I can do 20 book days in one life day... or maybe triple up on days and do three a day. We'll have to see when I find it.

What have i been up to, you ask? Nothing much. Lazing about in front of my computer, in my pool, in my car, in my room and every other possible place one can laze about. I'm so lazy I could fall asleep in the fireplace if I so desired. But lazy is good, lazy is fun and lazy will soon be gone. My mission for this upcoming week is to get a job. Sure, I've been looking here and there the past two weeks, but not concentrating or focusing my energy hard enough to get one. I've been doing it passively, time to get active! *falls asleep*

As far as places I want to/don't want to work, I'll give you an idea.

Want to work: not with people
Don't want to work: with people

That kind of narrows down my options doesn't it... maybe I'll move to the robot city about three blocks from here. I hear they need someone to oil up their joints every couple of hours so they can maintain a 95% job efficiency while cutting down on noise pollution due to the lessening of metal on metal grinding. I think when I go to apply there I'll bring a can of WD-40 to wow them.

Oh, back to what I've been doing lately. Today I: washed my car, went swimming, put vibrators into the front lawn, cooked dinner and cleaned my room. I'm so busy...