Wow... just, wow.
Someone must have been very bored. I haven't read the whole thing yet but I'll just give you a snippet of it:

'Anal' sex is something of a misnomer, as Scout Walkers don't actually have an anus. What they do have is just the same as what they have at the front - sensor arrays and data input/output interfaces. These rear sensors are usually much, much more sensitive than those at the front as they have to cover the AT-ST's back - they don't have eyes in the back of their head but they do have sensor arrays all over their arse. This is not only to watch out for sneak attacks from behind their lines but also to observe the movements of their own troops behind them, the location of air support, the targeting of overflying offensive units, etc, etc.

I'm planning on doing a big blog post either tonight or tomorrow on the past... like 15 book days that I've done. Unfortunately my flashcard got erased and the PICTURES from the previous few days are gone. bah.

bad news amigos. my camera is broken, i think my dad did it, I haven't really used it at all except a few days ago and it was working perfectly fine. also, my dad can't seem to find the picture uploader... so once all that shit gets sorted out and hopefully my camera is fixed relatively easily i can post those damned pictures!

A Series of Thinks

just a list of "i think thats"

I think that...

...motorcycles aren't that cool. they are just a bicycle with fancy plastic and an engine.
...all motorcycles should be painted pink and have a sign on them that says "I have a small penis."
...if the driver of a motorcycle is a woman, this sign will still say "I have a small penis."
...the greatest invention ever was the alphabet/written word.
...mirrors are also a cool invention. think about it, what DOES a mirror look like?
..."spinnaz" (spinning rims on a car) are the most useless invention.
...driving would be more fun and adventurous without signs.
...it would also be funny if, instead of signs, we had people yelling out what the signs would say.
...it would be even funnier if a big butch looking guy was the exit for Promenade St.
...dogs shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.
...and neither should cats.
...if you see a carrot on the sidewalk, you shouldn't pick it up and eat it.
...police officers are glorified referees, minus the awesome hand gestures.
...if you can make your own quesadillas, you're hot. Unless you're a guy.
...if tuna really is the chicken of the sea, it should be able to fly.

Status report on el picturos: the uploader thingy is at my dad's work. he has the day off today. pictures won't come til tomorrow at the earliest. SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT.

I also plan on fixing my car radio tomorrow. I shall take pictures of that too, however, I don't even know if I will be able to fix it. I suck at fixing things. ummm, at least it will be semi-informative and it will give me a chance to showcase my hot bod....................

I'm up SO EARLY (i got up about two hours ago) because today I'm "helping" my sister move. I say "helping" because she's actually not doing ANYTHING, she's out somewhere... I don't know where. But my dad, my mom and I are loading and unloading some U-Haul van and she's not doing ANYTHING. Sure, she packed and will unpack all of her stuff, but that's the easy part of moving. It doesn't involve any actual moving, the putting the boxes in the van and driving all that shit to san diego and unloading all those boxes, THAT'S MOVING. What a bunch of crap. That's where I'll be all day.

Speaking of no radio: I've been singing my OWN song while I drive. I'll give you a taste of what lyrics I've come up with. Keep in mind, I don't think it's cool and I'm not necessarily proud of it. But, just imagine me singing a song like Jack Black would sing a song. All grandiose and asinine at the same time.

I'm leading the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
leadin the way to the dark side of the moon
LEADING THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
leadin where my destiny blooms
and when i get there
oh yes, when i get there
I will saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I will saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay: hi.

Yes, it's lame and stupid. But remember: JACK BLACK! as long as you don't take yourself seriously on something that isn't meant to be taken seriously, no one can fault you for it. Even though I know you all are, you judgemental asses.