Banana tattooo. Nothing special. just some text with a "feather" underneath. I dont really feel like doing a long post right now so this is all you're gonna get

Ah man I feel good/bad right now! Why? Bad because I've been up since 10:30 am MONDAY. But I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to do what I was going to do Saturday night, last night (bad sentence. SHUT UP I DONT CARE) So I'm in a weird state of lethargy and hyperactivity mixed together. That is why I feel good. I'm at that delusional state when you're sleep deprived. That period of time where everything makes sense and yet everything is muddled. Oh, I also just cooked my breakfast. I never eat breakfast let alone cook it. I had yummy pancakes, yummy eggs (scrambled of course) and a delicious glass of orange juice. It was GOOOD. I took a picture of it because I'm a huge nerd. If you want to see what I had for breakfast, all you need to do is ask.

I had stuff planned today... I don't think I'm going to get any of it done. It's probably not safe for me to drive right now. I may feel wide awake but I'm sure my reaction time is a little bit lacking and I don't want to endanger myself and others.

I'll just put it off and do it tomorrow.

Now for a joke I heard that made me laugh:

"Whenever I do something really cool I wait two weeks before telling anyone... Because I like to use the word 'fortnight.'" -The great Dimitri Martin

It's not nearly as funny in text, as 80% of Dimitri Martin's jokes get their hilarity from his dead pan delivery. Oh well. You'll have to see it to laugh.

ps: leather sleeves are cool.

Tonight (or this morning), I am challenging myself. Since I have such messed up sleep patterns right now, I plan on messing them up even more in hopes that it fixes my sleep schedule! What I'm going to do is (drumroll please!) NOT SLEEP! That's right, I'm not going to go to sleep tonight or until 10 pm Sunday or even 1am MONDAY morning. Yes. I am crazy. But hopefully I'll force my body to GO TO SLEEP AT A REASONABLE TIME AND WAKE UP AT A REASONABLE TIME.



I say this now, but in a few hours I bet I'll be asleep.

edits:

3:20 am: I was just going through my kitchen looking at random things. I saw a box of corn starch that said "Not Genetically Modified." For some reason that isn't as comforting as it should be...

3:25 am: my AIM just crashed. Oh well, not like I was talking to anyone anyway, but now that's one less thing to keep me up. Hopefully it comes back up soon.

apparently I typed this up last night but never his "publish" just saved it as a draft. so here are the rest of my late night ramblings:
4:52 am: I heard what sounded like a horse galloping outside... except we don't have horses out here and we don't have anywhere for them to gallop. What?

5:10 am: I just accidentally snorted some coke (coca-cola). It burns like a bitch and now my nose is all tingly and all i can smell is this weird mixture of coke and cheese. I just ate some cheese. That is why I can smell cheese now too.

5:50 am: okay. I'm getting really tired now. Maybe I'll take a short five hour nap? It's not considered sleeping if I call it a nap!

6:12 am: It is definitely nap time. I just spent the last 20 minutes trying to listen to a song only to realize no song was playing.

I fell asleep. OH WELL. I only got about 6 hours of sleep so maybe I'll go to sleep earlier tonight? Who knows.