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Monday, June 21, 2004
Day 117: All about me day. As the name suggests, this day was ALL about me. ME ME ME. So what did I do in the interest of me? EVERYTHING. I slept in and pigged out on bad food (cookies!). But that was about it. I didn't really have a big chance to be selfish. It's not like I was walking down the street and saw a five dollar bill on the sidewalk and then saw a kid who was obviously suffering from some disease holding a sign that said "I just need five more dollars to cure my condition, please help." And it's not like said kid saw the five dollar bill at the same time I did and we didn't both start running at it. It's not like both the kid and I arrived at the five dollar bill at the same time and it's not like I punched his face and took the five dollars to buy some ice cream and then ate it in front of him while pointing and laughing.
Day 118: SNOOPER ALERT DAY! There was a blank space in the book where I wrote a message to a "snooper" that was reading the book. I don't think anyone in my house was reading the book but JUST IN CASE I wrote this message:
Dear Snooper,
I know you are snooping in my Book, you have had guilt written all over your stupid face for the last few weeks, this is what I think of you if you really must know: (that was what the book provided. here is what I wrote)
You look like elephant dung and smell twice as bad. If you really must live your pathetic life vicariously through a mine, you should really consider swallowing a knife. STOP READING MY BOOK.
Kisses,
Daniel
Day 119: Sense-less Day: Dont use your sense of hearing. I had no real idea of how I was going to go about this day. Would I use earplugs or would I not USE my ears. I looked for earplugs but to no avail. Instead I just ACTED like I didn't ear anything. If someone would say something to me (and if i wasnt looking directly at them so i could "lip read") I acted like I didn't hear them. My dad got kinda pissy about the whole thing. He kept having to come into the kitchen and tap me on the shoulder to say something to me. I think he thinks I get a little too into the whole "book" thing.
Day 120: Don't spend any money day. This day was SO easy for me. I hardly spend any money as is and given that this day forbids me from spending money, that just made it easier. I didn't buy anything. Boring day but it was easy.
Day 121: NO TV WEEKEND... day? This didn't exactly fall on a weekend since I am off by a bit from the normal schedule (by half a month month, I got the book some time in mid January). Anyway, no TV is a cinch for me considering that my computer is not a TV. I win!
Day 122: Today learn an emergency first aid procedure. The book showed me how to do an appendectomy just in case I, or someone I know, is suffering from acute appendicitis. I didn't have anybody to practice on so I ended up practicing on an apple. I made an incision underneath it's left orbital rindoma. Then I quickly yet delicately ate away at it's innards with my teeth. I made sure to get everything as I'm sure the apples appendix is SOMEWHERE inside of it. After I ate the appendix (applendix???? OMG BAD JOKE) I quickly sutured the apple by throwing its core into the trash. SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS! All that remained was a little bit of apple skin betwixt my teeth. I hate when that happens.
Phew, six days in one post. It's freaking neccessary to catch up on lost time. I'm currently up to day 152 (I should be up to 160 by my calculations. Today, Monday, is the 173rd day of the year and I started the book January 13th) so hopefully in a few days I'll be all caught up! I still have to blog about the other THIRTY days I've done. Holy crap that's a lot of blogging...
Day 118: SNOOPER ALERT DAY! There was a blank space in the book where I wrote a message to a "snooper" that was reading the book. I don't think anyone in my house was reading the book but JUST IN CASE I wrote this message:
Dear Snooper,
I know you are snooping in my Book, you have had guilt written all over your stupid face for the last few weeks, this is what I think of you if you really must know: (that was what the book provided. here is what I wrote)
You look like elephant dung and smell twice as bad. If you really must live your pathetic life vicariously through a mine, you should really consider swallowing a knife. STOP READING MY BOOK.
Kisses,
Daniel
Day 119: Sense-less Day: Dont use your sense of hearing. I had no real idea of how I was going to go about this day. Would I use earplugs or would I not USE my ears. I looked for earplugs but to no avail. Instead I just ACTED like I didn't ear anything. If someone would say something to me (and if i wasnt looking directly at them so i could "lip read") I acted like I didn't hear them. My dad got kinda pissy about the whole thing. He kept having to come into the kitchen and tap me on the shoulder to say something to me. I think he thinks I get a little too into the whole "book" thing.
Day 120: Don't spend any money day. This day was SO easy for me. I hardly spend any money as is and given that this day forbids me from spending money, that just made it easier. I didn't buy anything. Boring day but it was easy.
Day 121: NO TV WEEKEND... day? This didn't exactly fall on a weekend since I am off by a bit from the normal schedule (by half a month month, I got the book some time in mid January). Anyway, no TV is a cinch for me considering that my computer is not a TV. I win!
Day 122: Today learn an emergency first aid procedure. The book showed me how to do an appendectomy just in case I, or someone I know, is suffering from acute appendicitis. I didn't have anybody to practice on so I ended up practicing on an apple. I made an incision underneath it's left orbital rindoma. Then I quickly yet delicately ate away at it's innards with my teeth. I made sure to get everything as I'm sure the apples appendix is SOMEWHERE inside of it. After I ate the appendix (applendix???? OMG BAD JOKE) I quickly sutured the apple by throwing its core into the trash. SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS! All that remained was a little bit of apple skin betwixt my teeth. I hate when that happens.
Phew, six days in one post. It's freaking neccessary to catch up on lost time. I'm currently up to day 152 (I should be up to 160 by my calculations. Today, Monday, is the 173rd day of the year and I started the book January 13th) so hopefully in a few days I'll be all caught up! I still have to blog about the other THIRTY days I've done. Holy crap that's a lot of blogging...
