Nice.
Congratulations! You scored 76!

The Do you know the REAL America Test Statz

Of the users who took the test and are male and in your age group, 100% scored lower than you. Users aged 30 to 34 scored highest.

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This is both to stroke my ego AND to show how appalling it is that I scored 100% better than all males in my age group (of course, i COULD be one of the first to take the test, but I find that unlikely). Take the test. I want to see how you do.

Tonight was "hang out with Ashley" night. I haven't seen her in quite a while and Ben is out of town so she had nothing better to do except drive up and visit me!

First off, we went to Jack in the Box. We took about twenty minutes deciding on what we wanted and during this whole time the old lady that was working the register was trying to work something else. Her mojo, on me. That's right ladies and gents, that old bat wanted me. Ok, probably not, but she was acting rather strangely. She even came to talk to me AFTER we were done eating. LEAVE ME ALONE, LADY! Ashley, on the other hand, was a complete doll. It's completely classy to bust out a condom and proceed to make a balloon animal out of it (the animal was a pretty fat slug). I had to restrain her from giving it to some little girl that was sitting on the other side of the building. It was pretty funny though. Unfortunately I accidentally popped it while testing my "I can't pop a condom with my hands" theory. It was pretty heartbreaking proving myself wrong AND destroying a source of entertainment, but we persisted.

We drove to downtown Oceanside and I discovered that I'm a fairly competent rapper. My best rhyme of the night was definitely rhyming "cinema" with "enema." Talk about originality. Umm, we went to some lame wanna-be hot topic store called Inner World. They should have called it "Place Any and Every Cliché Angst Sticker You Can Find Here, Store." She bought a flask (you know, for swiggin' alcohol) that was later filled with deliciously flat sprite. Which she later used to make people think she was drinking hard liquor in the theater. Which ellicited some rather humorous looks.

My dad was at the theater, he had just seen the Bourne Supremacy. He gave me his sprite. Free drinks are fun.

Since Ashley and I were going to go see Napoleon Dynamite originally last week, I suggested we see it today! Sure, I had already seen it, but I find it absolutely hilarious. Ashley didn't like it so much. Oh well, I was pretty sure she'd love it but I guess she wasn't in the mood for that kind of comedy. She just informed me that she likes "plots." Psh, some of the best things don't have plots, like kicking people in the face.

I have/had homework to do so I was a wuss and had to come home early, so here I am and that was our night. Good times.

Hey everyone! How are you? Excellent!

I decided to act like you actually responded to that question out loud and that your response was positive. If you actually did it then I give you three thumbs up.

What have I been up to? Class, class and... re-filling out my social security card replacement form! Because those dingbats at the social security office messed up the paperwork or lost my form or something and they need me to resubmit a replacement request. They never actually gave me a reason why I need to redo it, but complaining about it to them won't make it come any faster. However, I do believe that complaining about it in my blog WILL make it come faster. Funny how the world works like that.

So I am still sans job and I'm running quite low on money. Talk about a pain. It would have been horrible if I actually NEEDED the job right then. It is getting close to the point when I need to job if I don't want to be completely broke. Hopefully the card replacement goes smoothly this time and I will be with job in a week or so.

I recently drew a little character that I call "Ferdinand" who is pretty much just a circle with arms and legs. Actually, he's a genetically altered altoid, but that's too complex to get into, so I'll just leave it at that. A few people have said that I should put it in my blog but I don't have any place to upload it to. Once I find a place, I'll post some of the drawings so you can see them! If you haven't already, that is. Chances are you have since I'm pretty much showing everyone.

mmm that's about it... maybe i'll post something that isn't only about me in the near future.