Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, October 16, 2004

I like lists. So here is a list of stuff going on/things that have happened lately.

- We got a new fridge. It'd big and white. I miss the small green 70's style one.
- I'm designing a book cover. Was going to do it in the style of Lichtenstein originally but upon looking at the requirements of the assignment it wouldn't really fit. I need to think of a NEW cover to do. Suggestions?
- Got an A on my Anthropology midterm.
- Astronomy midterm next Thursday.
- Doing logo design and business cards in my digital art and design class. Very reminiscent of what Sun did half of the semester last year haha. Maybe I'll ask him for a critique on my work before I turn it in. If business card is good enough I'll print some and send you some. I'm in the business of rocking.
- Lost 5 more lbs huzzah! I think cutting down on the amount of soda consumption is the main reason for this as I haven't started exercising or swimming more.
- I got an awesome typed (ON A TYPEWRITER) letter from Kira. Letters typed on type-writers have a different feel than a written one or even one from a printer, it just felt all oldy and cool.
- Work on the first comic strip has begun. It'll probably take forever to finish as I continually tweak it and take out/modify things I don't like. Plus I still need to get that whole "comic" part of comic strip down. So far all I have is myself sitting naked. And we can all agree there is nothing comic about that strip.

END.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

What I Believe



I believe...


...Cheeseburgers should be made entirely of cheese.
...Grocery Stores should have go-carts instead of shopping carts
...Carbs aren't really evil, they just have very influential enemies.
...Russia is really a father.
...Yakov Smirnov wasn't funny at all.
...Carrot Top's hair really isn't made out of carrots.
...Anyone who purposefully gives themself misnomer should be forced to perform prop comedy.
...Bob Dole should operate his own orange juice stand.
...Religion isn't the opiate of the masses. A really big cloud of opium smoke is.
...Clowns are only scary when they have their makeup on.
...WWW should be changed to MMM so i can mumble a lot more:
"What was that site again?"
"mmmgooihateyoulecom."
...Jesus didn't turn water into wine, he just threw some oddly flavored dirt into it.
...Modern day Feng Shui is a glorified OCD.
Speaking of OCD's...
...Cracks in the sidewalk should all be filled with a glowing substance giving the illusion that they are pathways to hell.
...The word and the sport "baseball" should be taken in the archaic sense.
...Blogs should be called pogs because that would make pogs popular again.
...I shouldn't be allowed to be online at this time.

What do you believe?